War is for pussies
Real men talk out their problems without violence
Anon learns that his grandfather dodged being drafted
Submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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9point6@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sometimes war is brought to your door.
Recent ones: Gaza. Ukraine.
9point6@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah
Started by fucking pussies
Defense isn’t war.
War masquerading as defense is for fucking pussies
uis@lemm.ee 10 months ago
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Because that worked out so well in this exact case, Neville Chamberlain?
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 10 months ago
Hitler was too big of a pussy unfortunately.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You turn the corner to see a skinhead repeatedly punching your dad in the face. Walk us through your next moves.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Based. Put the people who declared the war on the frontline.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s often the case when it’s a battle over shit like oil but for instance when Germany attacked Poland, it’s the Poles’ primary responsibility to fight for what is theirs. “Let the people who declared war be on the front line” okay well in this example that’s Germany and you’re going to lose everything your family ever worked for.
sam_sam@lemmy.world 10 months ago
*if you and your family own stuff. Which is not the case for most working class people. The same working class getting shoved to the front lines.
RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m going to go with based. I would not have wanted to be a conscript with the rank of private in any army at this time period. You’ll be badly treated disposable cannon fodder and you’ll be stuck in that situation until the war ends, until you get taken prisoner, until you desert, or until you died.
shasta@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Can be pussy and based. And based on the world war death tolls, there’s a very high chance OP would never have been born otherwise
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 10 months ago
this says it was 1932
Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Indeed, is there more you want to comment? Or is there more you would like to know about the 1930s in Europe? Now I understand that I am taking a liberty with the assumption that OP is referring to European heritage, but I could direct you to a book or two to expand your knowledge of history
Etterra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It depends entirely on what country Anon’s grandfather was from.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My grandfather did the exact same thing. But he was in conquered France and did it to avoid being drafted by the Nazis.
bassomitron@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TIL there was a lot of conflicts occurring in 1932: en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Category:Conflicts_in_1932
Keanu@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Emu War
Grandpa was right…
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 10 months ago
On the internet, no one knows that you are a giant bird
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
There has been tons of conflicts occurring every year since the beginning of human civilization
r00ty@kbin.life 10 months ago
Humans? I knew it! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!
ericbomb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Based purely on names, about 90% of those are HARD pass from me.
The other 10% are a soft pass.
NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My favorite is the Battle of El Sauce, at which the International Consortium of Spanish-speaking Countries defeated the Yum! Brands Taco Bell Corporate Mercenaries to save the word “salsa” from extinction
plasticbuddha@lemmy.world 10 months ago
it’s likely you’re here because he hid…
Glowstick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Depends on which war it was
pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The one difference that matters if he dodged invading a country or defending his own.
rowrowrowyourboat@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
But sometimes you have to invade to defend.
How would you defeat Hitler without invading Germany or all the countries he occupied?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How old was the daughter?
frazorth@feddit.uk 10 months ago
And how did he get her pregnant without being seen?
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Did her from behind, of course
Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
she caved.
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why is this so far down??
TTimo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
What country was drafting in 1932? No major war effort going on anywhere at the time afaik.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Idk about drafts but some conflicts in that period:
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French-IndoChina vs Siam
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Saya San Rebellion
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Sino-Tibetan War
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Kumul Rebellion
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Idrisid Emirate Rebellion
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Najran conflict
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Uukwambi uprising
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Annexation of Jimma
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Chechen uprising of 1932
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Two-Liu War
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Kirghiz rebellion
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La Matanza
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January 28 incident (China v Japan)
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Darre Khel revolt
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Soviet–Japanese border conflicts
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1932 armed uprising in Mongolia
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Lesko uprising
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Constitutionalist Revolution of Brazil
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Ecuadorian Civil War of 1932
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Sanjurjada
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Colombia–Peru War
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Chaco War
And technically the Emus vs Australia. This list has not been vetted by a professional nor is it a complete or exhaustive list.
uis@lemm.ee 10 months ago
And it’s just one year! Damn, 20th century was very full of events.
gorgori@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Based if he dodged the Emu War.
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joneskind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It depends on the war we are talking about I guess?
The only war I would participate without question would be if my country (EU) was invaded.
Absolute based in any other scenario.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
country
EU
joneskind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes, my country is EU. My State is France.
I’m European before being French and I don’t care if it confuses people.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Depends on the circumstances, I guess
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Depends on which country.
Outsider9042@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Old man was pussy pilled.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Pussy. If you not going to defend your family and your countrymen when it’s needed whats the point?
A lot of people have died to make your life better. It didn’t come for free.
uis@lemm.ee 10 months ago
So everyone who do not fight for Putin’s yacts and palaces are pussies too?
Wanderer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
If they are avoiding it because they are “afraid” then yes. If they are doing it because fuck Putin then no
absentbird@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Doesn’t it depend on the war? A lot of good allied soldiers died defeating the Nazis, but a lot of good would-be Nazis also found ways to avoid service.
Every enemy draft dodger is one less soldier you need to defend against.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This is based as far as I can tell.
It’s a bummer how killing strangers for your government is glorified.
Makhno@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s definitely more palatable when the strangers you’re killing are nazis
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I can agree that there’s been an extremely minuscule amount of justifiable war in an endless number of wars.
Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
But the story in the greentext takes place in 1932, before the Nazis even got into power in Germany.
Tagger@lemmy.world 10 months ago
except they mostly weren’t
elvith@feddit.org 10 months ago
Killing for yourself: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison and maybe send you into the death row.
Killing for your government: Government will provide training, shelter, equipment, pay you and award you medals.
r00ty@kbin.life 10 months ago
Killing for your government: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison for refusing to.
Fixed thar for you :P
khaleer@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Do not forget about right to rape and steal dishwashers on your government enemy territory!
cheddar@programming.dev 10 months ago
Tribalism. Our tribe is good, their tribe is bad. If you are not with your tribe, you are a traitor, so people are pressurized into this, and start believing lies about our glorious pride and wise leaders.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Probably a cooler picture than Stanhope appreciates, but:
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