Steal an unloved kitten and give her a good home
I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
Submitted 9 months ago by downpunxx@fedia.io to [deleted]
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lung@lemmy.world 9 months ago
bazus1@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I knew there were some unsavory-types here on Lemmy, but I didn’t know there were f’n monsters here. How do you sleep at night, you ghoul?
Neato@ttrpg.network 9 months ago
Any outdoor cats without tags that you can convince to live with you is legally yours.
Don’t let your cats outdoors, people. Free cats.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 months ago
Posts direct content from news articles on Lemmy to save clicks and deny clickbait traffic.
dan@upvote.au 9 months ago
Changing your own lightbulb was illegal in Victoria Australia until 1998.
Australia is pretty strict about electrical stuff, and only qualified electricians can perform electrical work, including on any electrical fixtures. Light bulbs were counted as a fixture. The law was amended in 1998 to specifically exclude light bulbs.
Australia is still a lot stricter than the USA in terms of electrical work you can do to your own house. It’s still illegal to replace a light switch or outlet if you’re not a qualified electrician.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Do they have people inspecting it to make sure you haven’t?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
Seriously. It sounds like a law that would be rather difficult if not impossible to enforce.
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In Chicagoland there are places where you can’t even plug something into an outlet because of Unions. I’m all for Unions, but some (especially the police) of them are basically shadow governments with their own special rules.
jecht360@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Don’t use YouTube to MP3, use one of the Deemix variants that downloads music straight from Deezer’s servers.
BoneALisa@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I think its still piracy but i pay for deezer just so i can use deemix to get their FLACs lol.
ViscloReader@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What’s the latest alternative for Android, everything I tried seems dead
PrinzKasper@feddit.de 9 months ago
I’m still using OG deemix, are there newer alternatives?
db2@lemmy.world 9 months ago
When you cross the street put your first step just over the crosswalk paint. Watch out for cops though, they’ll shoot!
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Remove the tag from a couch that isn’t yours.
Delonix@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That tag could be useful!
LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Not a crime and also completely legal
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Buy legal weed. Still federally illegal.
samus12345@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Download pirated games and movies. 🏴☠️
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
Loitering.
wkk@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m fine with bank heists but please don’t loiter :(
match@pawb.social 9 months ago
Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.
brokenlcd@feddit.it 9 months ago
Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off he hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Local target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.
match@pawb.social 9 months ago
I got a Target on my back and it’s heavy as fuck
merari42@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Drive past a red light at an empty intersection at 1am
callyral@pawb.social 9 months ago
crossing the street beside, but not on, a sidewalk
Album@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Wear sunglasses at night
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That used to be called limewire
londos@lemmy.world 9 months ago
To this day I don’t know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I’m reading a Carnac joke.
residentmarchant@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again…
I know, I’m dumb
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 months ago
YouTube to MP3.
YOUTUBE TO MP3!
Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card
What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?
gst0ck@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Think Jeopardy.
callyral@pawb.social 9 months ago
Retweets are like parentheses in math
^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i’m not sure why it wasn’t posting my comment^
downpunxx@fedia.io 9 months ago
deep cut
callyral@pawb.social 9 months ago
Retweets are like parentheses in math
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I’ve got another set of sketches to look up now