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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨downpunxx@fedia.io⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • londos@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To this day I don’t know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I’m reading a Carnac joke.

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    • residentmarchant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again…

      I know, I’m dumb

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      YouTube to MP3.

      YOUTUBE TO MP3!

      Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card

      What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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    • gst0ck@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Think Jeopardy.

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    • callyral@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Retweets are like parentheses in math

      ^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i’m not sure why it wasn’t posting my comment^

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    • downpunxx@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      deep cut

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    • callyral@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Retweets are like parentheses in math

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Carnac

      I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I’ve got another set of sketches to look up now

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  • lung@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Steal an unloved kitten and give her a good home

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    • bazus1@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I knew there were some unsavory-types here on Lemmy, but I didn’t know there were f’n monsters here. How do you sleep at night, you ghoul?

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      • ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Probably surrounded by kitties

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    • Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Any outdoor cats without tags that you can convince to live with you is legally yours.

      Don’t let your cats outdoors, people. Free cats.

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Posts direct content from news articles on Lemmy to save clicks and deny clickbait traffic.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s not illegal, it’s merely unethical.

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      • kn33@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s copyright infringement

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  • dan@upvote.au ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Changing your own lightbulb was illegal in Victoria Australia until 1998.

    Australia is pretty strict about electrical stuff, and only qualified electricians can perform electrical work, including on any electrical fixtures. Light bulbs were counted as a fixture. The law was amended in 1998 to specifically exclude light bulbs.

    Australia is still a lot stricter than the USA in terms of electrical work you can do to your own house. It’s still illegal to replace a light switch or outlet if you’re not a qualified electrician.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do they have people inspecting it to make sure you haven’t?

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Seriously. It sounds like a law that would be rather difficult if not impossible to enforce.

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In Chicagoland there are places where you can’t even plug something into an outlet because of Unions. I’m all for Unions, but some (especially the police) of them are basically shadow governments with their own special rules.

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  • jecht360@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t use YouTube to MP3, use one of the Deemix variants that downloads music straight from Deezer’s servers.

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    • BoneALisa@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think its still piracy but i pay for deezer just so i can use deemix to get their FLACs lol.

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    • ViscloReader@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s the latest alternative for Android, everything I tried seems dead

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    • PrinzKasper@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m still using OG deemix, are there newer alternatives?

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you cross the street put your first step just over the crosswalk paint. Watch out for cops though, they’ll shoot!

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sir this is America. They would be shooting anyway.

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      • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Only if you’re brown or darker…

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Remove the tag from a couch that isn’t yours.

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    • Delonix@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That tag could be useful!

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not a crime and also completely legal

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    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is violation of copyright?

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      • quixotic120@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Civil matter, not criminal

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Buy legal weed. Still federally illegal.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Download pirated games and movies. 🏴‍☠️

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Loitering.

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    • wkk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m fine with bank heists but please don’t loiter :(

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.

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    • brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off he hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Local target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled

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      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.

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      • match@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I got a Target on my back and it’s heavy as fuck

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    • merari42@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Drive past a red light at an empty intersection at 1am

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  • callyral@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    crossing the street beside, but not on, a sidewalk

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  • Album@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wear sunglasses at night

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That used to be called limewire

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