Steal an unloved kitten and give her a good home
I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
Submitted 2 years ago by downpunxx@fedia.io to [deleted]
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lung@lemmy.world 2 years ago
bazus1@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I knew there were some unsavory-types here on Lemmy, but I didn’t know there were f’n monsters here. How do you sleep at night, you ghoul?
Neato@ttrpg.network 2 years ago
Any outdoor cats without tags that you can convince to live with you is legally yours.
Don’t let your cats outdoors, people. Free cats.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 years ago
Posts direct content from news articles on Lemmy to save clicks and deny clickbait traffic.
dan@upvote.au 2 years ago
Changing your own lightbulb was illegal in Victoria Australia until 1998.
Australia is pretty strict about electrical stuff, and only qualified electricians can perform electrical work, including on any electrical fixtures. Light bulbs were counted as a fixture. The law was amended in 1998 to specifically exclude light bulbs.
Australia is still a lot stricter than the USA in terms of electrical work you can do to your own house. It’s still illegal to replace a light switch or outlet if you’re not a qualified electrician.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Do they have people inspecting it to make sure you haven’t?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Seriously. It sounds like a law that would be rather difficult if not impossible to enforce.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
In Chicagoland there are places where you can’t even plug something into an outlet because of Unions. I’m all for Unions, but some (especially the police) of them are basically shadow governments with their own special rules.
jecht360@lemmy.world 2 years ago
[deleted]BoneALisa@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I think its still piracy but i pay for deezer just so i can use deemix to get their FLACs lol.
ViscloReader@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What’s the latest alternative for Android, everything I tried seems dead
PrinzKasper@feddit.de 2 years ago
I’m still using OG deemix, are there newer alternatives?
db2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
When you cross the street put your first step just over the crosswalk paint. Watch out for cops though, they’ll shoot!
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Remove the tag from a couch that isn’t yours.
Delonix@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That tag could be useful!
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Not a crime and also completely legal
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Buy legal weed. Still federally illegal.
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Download pirated games and movies. 🏴☠️
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Loitering.
wkk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m fine with bank heists but please don’t loiter :(
match@pawb.social 2 years ago
Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.
brokenlcd@feddit.it 2 years ago
Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off he hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Local target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.
match@pawb.social 2 years ago
I got a Target on my back and it’s heavy as fuck
merari42@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Drive past a red light at an empty intersection at 1am
callyral@pawb.social 2 years ago
crossing the street beside, but not on, a sidewalk
Album@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Wear sunglasses at night
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That used to be called limewire
londos@lemmy.world 2 years ago
To this day I don’t know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I’m reading a Carnac joke.
residentmarchant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again…
I know, I’m dumb
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
YouTube to MP3.
YOUTUBE TO MP3!
Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card
What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?
gst0ck@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Think Jeopardy.
callyral@pawb.social 2 years ago
Retweets are like parentheses in math
^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i’m not sure why it wasn’t posting my comment^
downpunxx@fedia.io 2 years ago
deep cut
callyral@pawb.social 2 years ago
Retweets are like parentheses in math
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I’ve got another set of sketches to look up now