5 Feep Deet

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• SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  5 feep isn’t that deet really.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a little deet.

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  • PwnTra1n@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah I’m 5’11” maybe six foop

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    • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m a quarter of a finch short for 6 foop

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  • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it’s quite shallot

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• unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  archeology and historian: “ah yes, this is part of ligma language”

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ancients would hold elaborate ligma balls, with dancing and feasting.

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    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who’s Steve Jobs?

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some calamity wipes out most of humanity and hundreds of years later, historians are puzzled by the funny McDonald’s marquee message some kid arranged as he was flipping off his manager.

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• hashferret@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Apparently I’m dyslexic enough that I read this twice thinking “what’s the joke?”

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  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only twice?

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m fourpeen and this is deet

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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    fourpeen

    That’s gotta be a pretty rare condition.

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    • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Like utters

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’d save children, but not the British children.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Muricans using anything but metric

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Took me a few re-reads before I noticed… I need more sleep.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you need more sleep or do you neep more sleed?

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    • Duranie@literature.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank you for making me reread the previous post lol.

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    • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That too.

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  • mipadaitu@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s actually a GIF that times the letter switch perfectly for when most people aren’t looking at that part.

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The feepening

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• troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck you, mosquitoes!

  Fuck

  You

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Parco!

  Molo!

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• elliot_crane@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Sign’s done, boss”

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• xav@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No fap on dat.

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just enough to soak my hooves in.

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• assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Feep deet

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