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Every time I drive by it, I get a little angrier...

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

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  • zeppo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shorting stocks is LIFE

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    • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Could be a metaphor, you know. Who knows what, or who, Babo’s is encouraging you to bet against.

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    • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oho~, okay, interpreting the spelling error changes the literal meaning of the sign. For some reason I didn’t connect the dots on that one until you pointed it out.

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      • zeppo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t really think it was intentional, but that’s the generous, optimistic interpretation.

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  • MajorHavoc@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I try not too get to mad about this kind of mistake. Life is, indeed, two short.

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    • Gingerlegs@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Okay, Satan

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      • MajorHavoc@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank you! Though, in humility, I think I’m a Crawley, at my best.

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    • luves2spooge@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Eh, I could care less

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    • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      RC baybeeeeee

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  • ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe the restaurant is infested with investment bankers for whom life is indeed to short. Maybe the sign is a secret handshake to tell other Wall Street bastards they’re welcome in this joint.

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Too $hort eats babies, drinks Pepsi.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      clears throat

      …

      I go on and on, can’t understand why I love Babo’s; must have a superpower ate 225-thousand meals. Get it calculated, do the math, I ate a thousand meals that made me shit my pants. And for the last 300 months I’ve had 16 restaurants put me in the hospital; heart go (paddles charge) bump. Where you get your meals?

      I heard 93 restaurants say no MSG; 2 bypasses and 10 heart stints. And I’m still gon’ yell it every time you see me eatin. What’s my favorite word? FOOD! Why they gotta say it like $hort? FOOD! You know they can’t clean off my plate, can’t hang with the Big Smoke; can’t finish that order.

      Eat at Babo’s Eat at Babo’s Eat at Babo’s Eat at Babo’s

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To short

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  • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    eat babo’s what? ass?

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    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      to short

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  • w2tpmf@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The sign is to short for the other o.

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  • biofaust@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok, I will eat babies and drink Pepsi. No wait, there is no ‘i’: I will eat babes and drink Pepsi.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They want you to come in and tell them the sign is wrong. It’s weird advertisement.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You give the business in this town way too much credit.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        *to much credit

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What do you have against us baby eaters?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The baby eating is fine. The poor grasp of the English language is deplorable.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Drink a Pepsi™ and life will be okay again.

        It’s to bad that the sign proofers didn’t catch it.

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      • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Life is to short to worry about babo’s grammar. Have you tried drinking a pepsi?

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      • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nah, they are just saying that to live is to short the market.

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  • VulKendov@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Life is to short as eat is to Babo’s and as drink is to Pepsi

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Life is too short to eat Babo’s and drink Pepsi.

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  • ramble81@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can someone help me with what I’m missing?

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    • astanix@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To instead of too

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      • ramble81@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ha! Read that over and over and missed that. Thank you!

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      • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh wow I completely removed the “to” in my head

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No reason to get excited. Babo’s is the name of the owner. They’re not saying to eat baby’s.

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    • sanguinepar@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the “to” in the line above that’s the problem, I think. Should be “too”.

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      • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They’re not saying too eat baby’s

        happy now?

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the only Babo I know Image

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    • z00s@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You are a very, very bad man

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  • RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Life is too short.

    Pepsi is NOT okay.

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  • kelargo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is Eat Babo’s the next meme stock being shorted?

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