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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sjmarf@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sick, easiest choice of my life

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rock, easiest choice of my life

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      • xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief

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      • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stick every time

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  • zewm@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and either away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.

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    • dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plus it beats scissors.

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  • Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rock, stick can be carved easily.

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    • tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …with the rock.

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  • ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it’s gone.

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  • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d be so scared I’d break the stick.

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    • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It sounds like you’re imagining a stick with an imperfection…

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.

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    • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But the dogs don’t need a perfect stick, they’re content with the stick they’re given.

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They don’t need it but they’re worth it.

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  • wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why be poor? I would rather take Netanyahu’s head.

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  • nttea@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?

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    • ConfusedPossum@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Skip it across a lake

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      • realitista@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!

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  • cheesorist@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    stick

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  • Tequila@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Easy, the stick. The rock isn’t as round as the earth. The stick can build technique.

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why I wear cargo shorts

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    • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Finally My time

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  • aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Witch. No stick is perfect nor is any rock…

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stick seems much more useful

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        *humanity figures out warfare, colorized*

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    • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Big talk for someone in throwing distance.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re acting as if my stick doesn’t work as a throwing spear

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  • Cossty@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stick like that you can find on every third tree. I have never seen stone like that, definitely not IRL.

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    • Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven’t turned it all into sand yet.

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  • Vrases@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stick sword definitely

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rock, what use would have a stick?

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    • Bienenvolk@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stick, what use would have a rock?

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      • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        paperweight

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  • Kroxx@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The stick, it has hand guards!

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  • RHSJack@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.

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  • Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stick I love sticks

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    • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a stick enthusiast community:
      !stick@sh.itjust.works

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      • hazeebabee@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)

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      • Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Holy stick!!

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obviously the rock.

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  • dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The rock. I already have a sword.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are we going to have a duel?

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