Stick every time
Which one?
Submitted 6 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Evotech@lemmy.world 6 months ago
zewm@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and either away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 6 months ago
From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Plus it beats scissors.
4grams@awful.systems 6 months ago
Nature has a much harder job creating the perfect rock. I’ll take it and keep my eyes out for another perfect stick.
Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Rock, stick can be carved easily.
tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 6 months ago
…with the rock.
ATDA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it’s gone.
tpihkal@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’d be so scared I’d break the stick.
ccunning@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It sounds like you’re imagining a stick with an imperfection…
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 6 months ago
But the dogs don’t need a perfect stick, they’re content with the stick they’re given.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
They don’t need it but they’re worth it.
wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Why be poor? I would rather take Netanyahu’s head.
nttea@kbin.social 6 months ago
Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?
ConfusedPossum@kbin.social 6 months ago
Skip it across a lake
realitista@lemm.ee 6 months ago
That rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!
cheesorist@lemmy.world 6 months ago
stick
Tequila@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Easy, the stick. The rock isn’t as round as the earth. The stick can build technique.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
This is why I wear cargo shorts
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Finally My time
aviationeast@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Witch. No stick is perfect nor is any rock…
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Stick seems much more useful
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 months ago
*humanity figures out warfare, colorized*
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Big talk for someone in throwing distance.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 months ago
You’re acting as if my stick doesn’t work as a throwing spear
Cossty@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Stick like that you can find on every third tree. I have never seen stone like that, definitely not IRL.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven’t turned it all into sand yet.
Vrases@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Stick sword definitely
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 months ago
Rock, what use would have a stick?
Kroxx@lemm.ee 6 months ago
The stick, it has hand guards!
RHSJack@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Stick I love sticks
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
There’s a stick enthusiast community:
!stick@sh.itjust.workshazeebabee@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
What a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Holy stick!!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Obviously the rock.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 6 months ago
The rock. I already have a sword.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Are we going to have a duel?
xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 6 months ago
Sick, easiest choice of my life
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Rock, easiest choice of my life
xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 6 months ago
You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief
Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 months ago
Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!