Stick every time
Which one?
Submitted 1 week ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Evotech@lemmy.world 1 week ago
zewm@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and either away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 1 week ago
From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Plus it beats scissors.
4grams@awful.systems 1 week ago
Nature has a much harder job creating the perfect rock. I’ll take it and keep my eyes out for another perfect stick.
ATDA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it’s gone.
Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Rock, stick can be carved easily.
tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 1 week ago
…with the rock.
tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’d be so scared I’d break the stick.
ccunning@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It sounds like you’re imagining a stick with an imperfection…
wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Why be poor? I would rather take Netanyahu’s head.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 1 week ago
But the dogs don’t need a perfect stick, they’re content with the stick they’re given.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 week ago
They don’t need it but they’re worth it.
nttea@kbin.social 1 week ago
Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?
ConfusedPossum@kbin.social 1 week ago
Skip it across a lake
realitista@lemm.ee 1 week ago
That rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!
cheesorist@lemmy.world 1 week ago
stick
Tequila@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Easy, the stick. The rock isn’t as round as the earth. The stick can build technique.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
This is why I wear cargo shorts
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Finally My time
aviationeast@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Witch. No stick is perfect nor is any rock…
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Stick seems much more useful
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 week ago
*humanity figures out warfare, colorized*
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Big talk for someone in throwing distance.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 week ago
You’re acting as if my stick doesn’t work as a throwing spear
Cossty@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Stick like that you can find on every third tree. I have never seen stone like that, definitely not IRL.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven’t turned it all into sand yet.
Vrases@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Stick sword definitely
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 week ago
Rock, what use would have a stick?
Kroxx@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The stick, it has hand guards!
RHSJack@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Stick I love sticks
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
There’s a stick enthusiast community:
!stick@sh.itjust.workshazeebabee@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
What a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Holy stick!!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Obviously the rock.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The rock. I already have a sword.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Are we going to have a duel?
xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 1 week ago
Sick, easiest choice of my life
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Rock, easiest choice of my life
xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 1 week ago
You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 week ago
Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!