Stick every time
Which one?
Submitted 1 year ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/87d42e1e-ae56-49de-96ff-be162f5ee240.jpeg
Comments
Evotech@lemmy.world 1 year ago
zewm@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and either away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 1 year ago
From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Plus it beats scissors.
Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Rock, stick can be carved easily.
tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 1 year ago
…with the rock.
ATDA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it’s gone.
tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d be so scared I’d break the stick.
ccunning@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It sounds like you’re imagining a stick with an imperfection…
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But the dogs don’t need a perfect stick, they’re content with the stick they’re given.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They don’t need it but they’re worth it.
wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Why be poor? I would rather take Netanyahu’s head.
nttea@kbin.social 1 year ago
Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?
ConfusedPossum@kbin.social 1 year ago
Skip it across a lake
realitista@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!
cheesorist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
stick
Tequila@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Easy, the stick. The rock isn’t as round as the earth. The stick can build technique.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
This is why I wear cargo shorts
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Finally My time
aviationeast@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Witch. No stick is perfect nor is any rock…
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Stick seems much more useful
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
*humanity figures out warfare, colorized*
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Big talk for someone in throwing distance.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You’re acting as if my stick doesn’t work as a throwing spear
Cossty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Stick like that you can find on every third tree. I have never seen stone like that, definitely not IRL.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven’t turned it all into sand yet.
Vrases@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Stick sword definitely
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 year ago
Rock, what use would have a stick?
Kroxx@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The stick, it has hand guards!
RHSJack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Stick I love sticks
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
There’s a stick enthusiast community:
!stick@sh.itjust.workshazeebabee@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
What a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Holy stick!!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Obviously the rock.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The rock. I already have a sword.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are we going to have a duel?
xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 1 year ago
Sick, easiest choice of my life
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rock, easiest choice of my life
xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 1 year ago
You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!