Stick every time
Which one?
Submitted 10 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Comments
Evotech@lemmy.world 10 months ago
zewm@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and either away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 10 months ago
From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Plus it beats scissors.
Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Rock, stick can be carved easily.
tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 10 months ago
…with the rock.
ATDA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it’s gone.
tpihkal@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d be so scared I’d break the stick.
ccunning@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It sounds like you’re imagining a stick with an imperfection…
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But the dogs don’t need a perfect stick, they’re content with the stick they’re given.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They don’t need it but they’re worth it.
wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Why be poor? I would rather take Netanyahu’s head.
nttea@kbin.social 10 months ago
Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?
ConfusedPossum@kbin.social 10 months ago
Skip it across a lake
realitista@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!
cheesorist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
stick
Tequila@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Easy, the stick. The rock isn’t as round as the earth. The stick can build technique.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
This is why I wear cargo shorts
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Finally My time
aviationeast@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Witch. No stick is perfect nor is any rock…
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Stick seems much more useful
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
*humanity figures out warfare, colorized*
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Big talk for someone in throwing distance.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You’re acting as if my stick doesn’t work as a throwing spear
Cossty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stick like that you can find on every third tree. I have never seen stone like that, definitely not IRL.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven’t turned it all into sand yet.
Vrases@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stick sword definitely
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 10 months ago
Rock, what use would have a stick?
Kroxx@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The stick, it has hand guards!
RHSJack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stick I love sticks
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
There’s a stick enthusiast community:
!stick@sh.itjust.workshazeebabee@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
What a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Holy stick!!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Obviously the rock.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The rock. I already have a sword.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Are we going to have a duel?
xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 10 months ago
Sick, easiest choice of my life
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rock, easiest choice of my life
xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 10 months ago
You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief
Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!