RHSJack
@RHSJack@lemmy.world
- Comment on The Holy? bible 2 months ago:
Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right.
- Comment on The Holy? bible 2 months ago:
Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So…which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.
- Comment on Has anyone let David Icke know about this? 2 months ago:
🤨 …How much money?
- Comment on In 2019, Microsoft tried a 4-day workweek in Japan. Productivity jumped 40% 4 months ago:
Or me! Let’s jump in a convo and discuss this. Post this in our Kubernetes or have one of our interns do it. Let’s say “this afternoon and I will cancel anyway”-ish?
- Comment on Oregonian driving 4 months ago:
I took the starlight, too. Same. Took the bus on the return trip, also awful experience.
- Comment on Oregonian driving 4 months ago:
Because you are not important. I am very important. I have places I need to be yesterday. And, yes, it IS a truck. I have never used the bed of my truck or it would get dirty. /dont drive //dont have a car ///but I DO have a DL! Has my picture and everything
- Comment on It's so bad. 4 months ago:
I’ve studied this. And I have decided I like the idea there is a salami slice in the cart slot. Therefore: it is a salami.
- Comment on Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled 5 months ago:
*high fives…and misses!
- Comment on These AI generated pics are becoming impossible to spot 5 months ago:
I mean, that’s just a minor detail. And Deliverance taught me how to prepare for south of Market clubs in my 20s. IYKYK.
- Comment on These AI generated pics are becoming impossible to spot 5 months ago:
Dang, that is pretty spot on! When I go camping, I often find myself contemplating a pretend fire in front of me while I prepare for carbon monoxide poisoning in my tent…but I keep my flaps open! Safety first!
- Comment on The internet connects people 5 months ago:
Yeah. I dont get it. It’s not my thing but I don’t judge if it doesn’t hurt anyone.
- Comment on CEO pay is rising faster than it has in a decade — and 3 times as fast as worker wages 6 months ago:
I know my value, too. So when I leave my retail job, I KNOW the company is going to give me a gazillion dollars because of the value I brought to it…I steal your /s and cry into it like a pillow
- Comment on Perfect weapon 6 months ago:
Get out. We don’t use that kind of talk in our house.
- Comment on Ok. Now they've done it. 6 months ago:
I hope these people have IBS for a couple of weeks. And during times on the can, use that quiet time to reflect. Praise Dolly. Amen.
- Comment on Why Jeff Bezos wants Amazon employees to ‘wake up every morning terrified’ 7 months ago:
I up arrowed your comment but I disagree a little. You couldn’t reach a capitalist apex like Bezos et al without that kind of ruthless drive. However…I would like to think you and I “could” build a modest empire that treated everyone well and the employees felt valued and validated. And the products were something to be proud of. Good service but not at the expense of shaming. Look at, say, Trader Joes up until a couple of years ago or Patagonia. (Side bar: notice how there was a sudden uptick in unionizing at TJs in the last few years at the same time there is explosive growth in stores? Hmm?)
- Comment on Which one? 7 months ago:
I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.
- Comment on A conversation with my wife 7 months ago:
sips my cocoa and says absolutely nothing
- Comment on A conversation with my wife 7 months ago:
Hang on. Are you saying we are doing it wrong?
- Comment on A conversation with my wife 7 months ago:
That was my take away. It was funny that way. But if you extrapolated from other interpretations, it’s kinda sad or kinda fascist. I prefer the funny.
- Comment on Refreshing 7 months ago:
Hold on. Are you saying you can get bread that is…“pre” cut"? Like, I don’t have to drive over to grandma’s whenever I do my shopping so she can slice it for me? All that labor cost, it probably costs like $100.
- Comment on Admit, who of you is this? 8 months ago:
I don’t get it. Like…I’m not a toddler. I need to get down low to check on those cakes. Also, I wish I had that ass.
- Comment on I'd just be glad they were happy together 8 months ago:
Are you complimenting or complaining? Hard to tell.
- Comment on I feel old 8 months ago:
Very heather.
- Comment on I feel old 8 months ago:
sup. /the ‘p’ is silent and the vowel becomes elongated with a drop; off. “SUh h”
- Comment on it was my dogs birthday today! (He is a pinscher) 1 year ago:
Damn. Went there. And I am conflicted, do I appreciate it or do I condemn it?
- Comment on it was my dogs birthday today! (He is a pinscher) 1 year ago:
Who’s a good boi, who’s a goo goo? Yooo are!
- Comment on Feel old yet? 1 year ago:
*lets go of what they are holding onto. //coffee cup falls and splashes all over carpet. ///lost coffee? Worse than losing a hand and discovering the equivalent of the head of the Gestapo in a galaxy wide Nazi regime is also Dad.
- Comment on Feel old yet? 1 year ago:
Is that the “grungy” band? Meh. They’ll never catch on. *turns on AM radio. //clock radio ///the one with the panels that flip to show the numbers
- Comment on Byeee 1 year ago:
This is incredibly crass and speaks more to your work ethic than management’s behavior. But I’ve done it. To put it in perspective: the job sucked so bad that HR had a process in place for no call/no show quits like this because it happened so often. But you shouldn’t do this in the middle of surgery, OP. That could be one of my children on the operating table. One of YOURS, you don’t know! But, no, one of your chakras opened or something and you realized you need YOU time right now. /this is not what OP is claiming //but idc bc I only read half the meme. byeeeeee
- Comment on A romantic story 1 year ago:
…WHAT?..