The Holy? bible
Submitted 3 days ago by Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 days ago
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I got about 30 seconds in before my brain started frantically attempting to exit my skull.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Tbh, the same applies to the bible in geneal
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I love that he marked it (ASMR) 😄
rain_worl@lemmy.world 3 days ago
remove
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and everything after itJumuta@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
omg drain worm enjoyer :)
there’s more than one on lemmy 👀
rain_worl@lemmy.world 3 days ago
gather that glob of text,
https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=[glob]
(no square brackets)
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 days ago
youtu.be/67Vg9EYy4c0 without trackers.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
When he says “idiot” I could swear I’m listening to Napoleon Dynamite reading the bible.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Doing the Lord’s work here!
arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
lol I absolutely love it
anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I hear Kevin Murphy
lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org 3 days ago
What happens if you play it backwards?
wabafee@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 days ago
Sweet. I can turn all this extra oregano into something fun.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Or a very suspicious Edward James.
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You can tell this tape was made by Satan. It has at least four sides. If that isn’t evil magic I don’t know what is
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
We had a blind woman at our church in the 90s. We got her copies of the Bible on tape and in braille and those fuckers are huge. She would have loved CDs.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 days ago
On the other side is me reading the Gnostic book of Thomas and the book of Mary.
t_berium@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Big fan of the Gospel of Judas. The classic anti-hero story!
PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
It makes so much sense, ever since reading it I can’t see the biblical story any other way.
Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Oh man, come on. It’s not that bad. The Gospels are an enjoyable read. I also like 1 John, I wish more Christians read this one. But they’d rather behave like Pharisees…
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 days ago
A decent translation plus a decent reader can make the more poetic parts of the Bible worth hearing, especially since much of it was adapted from oral history, so it was adapted from stories that were originally told aloud anyway.
All the begats and the crazy prophecies are still quite the slog though.
For example, I haven’t heard this particular one, but I bet it’s absolutely worth a listen:
Possibly not all 17 hours’ worth though. I hope the poor guy didn’t have to do it over just a couple of weeks of recording.
Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hey I found the narrations on YouTube, nice!
Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world 1 day ago
For what it’s worth, Job is so out of place, I’m not even sure if that guy existed lol. It seems that it was meant to be poetry in the original Hebrew.
Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ughhhhh the begats!!! People back then really cared about genealogies huh? I like Mark’s Gospel, short, concise, straight to the point. I found it inspiring even when I was an atheist!
Matthew and Luke certainly do require more faith of course. But Mark can be enjoyed by anyone.
Not the biggest fan of the KJV but thanks. I’ll check it out :)
4oreman@lemy.lol 2 days ago
wholesome.
frezik@midwest.social 3 days ago
How to improve the Bible: not like this.
Dpof@lemmy.world 3 days ago
True tbh
tacosplease@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Reminds me of the podcast Thomas Smith and the Bible.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“Youtuber Kevin Tots here, today we’re going to find out which is more powerful: this AR16 sport rifle or this holy word of the king james bible.”