The Holy? bible

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  youtu.be/67Vg9EYy4c0?si=MJ8LpnhzW9ksM1gF

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got about 30 seconds in before my brain started frantically attempting to exit my skull.

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    • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tbh, the same applies to the bible in geneal

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love that he marked it (ASMR) 😄

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  • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    remove ?si and everything after it

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    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      omg drain worm enjoyer :)

      there’s more than one on lemmy 👀

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      gather that glob of text, https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=[glob] (no square brackets)

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/67Vg9EYy4c0 without trackers.

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      oh there’s still plenty. redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=67Vg9EYy4c0 has less

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When he says “idiot” I could swear I’m listening to Napoleon Dynamite reading the bible.

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Doing the Lord’s work here!

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  • arandomthought@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lol I absolutely love it

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  • anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hear Kevin Murphy

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Youtuber Kevin Tots here, today we’re going to find out which is more powerful: this AR16 sport rifle or this holy word of the king james bible.”

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• lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What happens if you play it backwards?

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sweet. I can turn all this extra oregano into something fun.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or a very suspicious Edward James.

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• Cadeillac@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can tell this tape was made by Satan. It has at least four sides. If that isn’t evil magic I don’t know what is

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We had a blind woman at our church in the 90s. We got her copies of the Bible on tape and in braille and those fuckers are huge. She would have loved CDs.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  On the other side is me reading the Gnostic book of Thomas and the book of Mary.

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  • t_berium@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Big fan of the Gospel of Judas. The classic anti-hero story!

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    • PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It makes so much sense, ever since reading it I can’t see the biblical story any other way.

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• Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh man, come on. It’s not that bad. The Gospels are an enjoyable read. I also like 1 John, I wish more Christians read this one. But they’d rather behave like Pharisees…

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A decent translation plus a decent reader can make the more poetic parts of the Bible worth hearing, especially since much of it was adapted from oral history, so it was adapted from stories that were originally told aloud anyway.

    All the begats and the crazy prophecies are still quite the slog though.

    For example, I haven’t heard this particular one, but I bet it’s absolutely worth a listen:

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    Possibly not all 17 hours’ worth though. I hope the poor guy didn’t have to do it over just a couple of weeks of recording.

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    • Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey I found the narrations on YouTube, nice!

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    • Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For what it’s worth, Job is so out of place, I’m not even sure if that guy existed lol. It seems that it was meant to be poetry in the original Hebrew.

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    • Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ughhhhh the begats!!! People back then really cared about genealogies huh? I like Mark’s Gospel, short, concise, straight to the point. I found it inspiring even when I was an atheist!

      Matthew and Luke certainly do require more faith of course. But Mark can be enjoyed by anyone.

      Not the biggest fan of the KJV but thanks. I’ll check it out :)

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• 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  wholesome.

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• frezik@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to improve the Bible: not like this.

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• Dpof@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  True tbh

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• tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the podcast Thomas Smith and the Bible.

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