“Youtuber Kevin Tots here, today we’re going to find out which is more powerful: this AR16 sport rifle or this holy word of the king james bible.”
The Holy? bible
Submitted 10 months ago by Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
What happens if you play it backwards?
wabafee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Sweet. I can turn all this extra oregano into something fun.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Or a very suspicious Edward James.
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You can tell this tape was made by Satan. It has at least four sides. If that isn’t evil magic I don’t know what is
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We had a blind woman at our church in the 90s. We got her copies of the Bible on tape and in braille and those fuckers are huge. She would have loved CDs.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
On the other side is me reading the Gnostic book of Thomas and the book of Mary.
t_berium@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Big fan of the Gospel of Judas. The classic anti-hero story!
PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
It makes so much sense, ever since reading it I can’t see the biblical story any other way.
Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh man, come on. It’s not that bad. The Gospels are an enjoyable read. I also like 1 John, I wish more Christians read this one. But they’d rather behave like Pharisees…
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A decent translation plus a decent reader can make the more poetic parts of the Bible worth hearing, especially since much of it was adapted from oral history, so it was adapted from stories that were originally told aloud anyway.
All the begats and the crazy prophecies are still quite the slog though.
For example, I haven’t heard this particular one, but I bet it’s absolutely worth a listen:
Possibly not all 17 hours’ worth though. I hope the poor guy didn’t have to do it over just a couple of weeks of recording.
Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey I found the narrations on YouTube, nice!
Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world 10 months ago
For what it’s worth, Job is so out of place, I’m not even sure if that guy existed lol. It seems that it was meant to be poetry in the original Hebrew.
Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ughhhhh the begats!!! People back then really cared about genealogies huh? I like Mark’s Gospel, short, concise, straight to the point. I found it inspiring even when I was an atheist!
Matthew and Luke certainly do require more faith of course. But Mark can be enjoyed by anyone.
Not the biggest fan of the KJV but thanks. I’ll check it out :)
4oreman@lemy.lol 10 months ago
wholesome.
frezik@midwest.social 10 months ago
How to improve the Bible: not like this.
Dpof@lemmy.world 10 months ago
True tbh
tacosplease@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Reminds me of the podcast Thomas Smith and the Bible.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
youtu.be/67Vg9EYy4c0?si=MJ8LpnhzW9ksM1gF
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I got about 30 seconds in before my brain started frantically attempting to exit my skull.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Tbh, the same applies to the bible in geneal
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love that he marked it (ASMR) 😄
rain_worl@lemmy.world 10 months ago
remove
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and everything after itJumuta@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
omg drain worm enjoyer :)
there’s more than one on lemmy 👀
rain_worl@lemmy.world 10 months ago
gather that glob of text,
https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=[glob]
(no square brackets)someguy3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
youtu.be/67Vg9EYy4c0 without trackers.
rain_worl@lemmy.world 9 months ago
oh there’s still plenty. redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=67Vg9EYy4c0 has less
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
When he says “idiot” I could swear I’m listening to Napoleon Dynamite reading the bible.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Doing the Lord’s work here!
arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
lol I absolutely love it
anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I hear Kevin Murphy