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• hihellobyeoh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If he turns water into wine, how potent will that “oregano” be when he’s done with it.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch Mycanaean Dionysus.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into

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      • obre@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Best I can do is ergotism

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