The hero we needed.
Mad Palaeontologists
Submitted 1 week ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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dogsoahC@lemm.ee 1 week ago
henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 week ago
Question. Does the dinosaur transformation still cure the cancer?
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If I had cancer, I would see that as an absolute win.
Shit, even as a healthy (if overweight) man approaching middle age, I’d be tempted to volunteer for dino-gene therapy. “You mean I could continue life as I am and watch my health slowly fall apart or I could be a dinosaur? Can I still talk to my family? You know what, nevermind. Where do I sign up?”
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 week ago
I’ve never met a dinosaur with cancer
Malgas@beehaw.org 1 week ago
*taps head* Can’t have cancer if you’re fossilized.
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
Dinosaur fossils with signs of cancer have been found.
And birds can get cancer too, of course.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 week ago
I would like to see how this thing develops, were I can see said comic?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 week ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Amazing Adult Fantasy
Sounds like a 70s porn mag tbh…
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Since we’re not all dinosaurs right now, it’s safe to assume that his plans were thwarted.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Speak for yourself you scaleless bitch.
underscores@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
It’s part of Spider-Man & the X-Men.
DacoTaco@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Figured, guy looks like stegron, which i assume is him
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 week ago
I read this issue digitally through Marvel Unlimited.
I’m not sure which story arc it was, sorry.
notabot@lemm.ee 1 week ago
He could charge for that. I reckon people would queue around the block to be turned into sentient dinosaurs. He could be one rich dino dude with huge fanbase of folks who’ve got his product and idolize him. That’s bound to work out well for everyone…
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Free cancer treatment. You gotta pay to be a dino tho.
notabot@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Absolutely. That’s the thing that always gets me about so many ‘villains’, they could inevitability gain their desired ends much more easily by being ‘good’ but persist in being evil.
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Pretty sure that’s from the spiderman x-men crossover where spiderman becomes a teacher at Xavier’s. It’s a pretty short run with just a few issues and a really good read imo.
Big_Bob@hexbear.net 1 week ago
What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?
Ever heard of a dino with cancer?
oce@jlai.lu 1 week ago
I think depending on the dino, they didn’t have the same pteryx to develop one.
lauha@lemmy.one 1 week ago
Mad paleontologist doesn’t know that Pterosaurs (which he turned himself into) are not Dinosaurs.
dmalteseknight@programming.dev 1 week ago
To be fair he said he will turn people into dinosaurs, not himself.
darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 1 week ago
I don’t know how serious they are, but there are calls to categorise them as Dino’s.
lauha@lemmy.one 1 week ago
Calls from serious scientists or just some people who want Pluto to be a planet because they don’t know what’s going on?
Can you link me so I can read more. I’m interested.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Maybe it’s a self deprecating joke and he’s simultaneously calling himself a nobody! /s
gregorum@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Por que no los dos?
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Please turn me into a dinosaur.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 week ago
it is a difficult choice
Digital_man@lemmy.one 1 week ago
Boomer logic.
D61@hexbear.net 1 week ago
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
That sounds like your average Republican, like literally.
spacecadet@hexbear.net 1 week ago
Fun fact this was written by Elliott Kalan comedian/host of the podcast The Flophouse
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Seems like a valid argument
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 week ago
If I was younger I’d call him an antisocial psycopath, but tbh we could probably use less people and more dinosaurs…
Only issue is that it has to remain indiscriminate, and maybe move him around the globe a bit.
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
We’ve got more than twenty-six billion (and growing) just in chickens alone; I’d say that’s more than enough when it comes to dinosaurs.
FatTony@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Total chad response too.