The hero we needed.
Mad Palaeontologists
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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dogsoahC@lemm.ee 1 year ago
henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Question. Does the dinosaur transformation still cure the cancer?
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If I had cancer, I would see that as an absolute win.
Shit, even as a healthy (if overweight) man approaching middle age, I’d be tempted to volunteer for dino-gene therapy. “You mean I could continue life as I am and watch my health slowly fall apart or I could be a dinosaur? Can I still talk to my family? You know what, nevermind. Where do I sign up?”
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 year ago
I’ve never met a dinosaur with cancer
Malgas@beehaw.org 1 year ago
*taps head* Can’t have cancer if you’re fossilized.
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Dinosaur fossils with signs of cancer have been found.
And birds can get cancer too, of course.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 year ago
I would like to see how this thing develops, were I can see said comic?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Amazing Adult Fantasy
Sounds like a 70s porn mag tbh…
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Since we’re not all dinosaurs right now, it’s safe to assume that his plans were thwarted.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Speak for yourself you scaleless bitch.
underscores@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It’s part of Spider-Man & the X-Men.
DacoTaco@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Figured, guy looks like stegron, which i assume is him
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 year ago
I read this issue digitally through Marvel Unlimited.
I’m not sure which story arc it was, sorry.
notabot@lemm.ee 1 year ago
He could charge for that. I reckon people would queue around the block to be turned into sentient dinosaurs. He could be one rich dino dude with huge fanbase of folks who’ve got his product and idolize him. That’s bound to work out well for everyone…
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Free cancer treatment. You gotta pay to be a dino tho.
notabot@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Absolutely. That’s the thing that always gets me about so many ‘villains’, they could inevitability gain their desired ends much more easily by being ‘good’ but persist in being evil.
Big_Bob@hexbear.net 1 year ago
What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?
Ever heard of a dino with cancer?
oce@jlai.lu 1 year ago
I think depending on the dino, they didn’t have the same pteryx to develop one.
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pretty sure that’s from the spiderman x-men crossover where spiderman becomes a teacher at Xavier’s. It’s a pretty short run with just a few issues and a really good read imo.
lauha@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Mad paleontologist doesn’t know that Pterosaurs (which he turned himself into) are not Dinosaurs.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe it’s a self deprecating joke and he’s simultaneously calling himself a nobody! /s
dmalteseknight@programming.dev 11 months ago
To be fair he said he will turn people into dinosaurs, not himself.
darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 11 months ago
I don’t know how serious they are, but there are calls to categorise them as Dino’s.
lauha@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Calls from serious scientists or just some people who want Pluto to be a planet because they don’t know what’s going on?
Can you link me so I can read more. I’m interested.
gregorum@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Por que no los dos?
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Please turn me into a dinosaur.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 year ago
it is a difficult choice
Digital_man@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Boomer logic.
D61@hexbear.net 1 year ago
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
That sounds like your average Republican, like literally.
spacecadet@hexbear.net 1 year ago
Fun fact this was written by Elliott Kalan comedian/host of the podcast The Flophouse
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Seems like a valid argument
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
If I was younger I’d call him an antisocial psycopath, but tbh we could probably use less people and more dinosaurs…
Only issue is that it has to remain indiscriminate, and maybe move him around the globe a bit.
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
We’ve got more than twenty-six billion (and growing) just in chickens alone; I’d say that’s more than enough when it comes to dinosaurs.
FatTony@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Total chad response too.