dinosaurs may have had big honkers there’s simply no way to know whether or not they had big mommy milkers the soft tissue of the gazongas is not preserved in the fossil record experts are divided on the question of whether dinosaurs had huge jugs each outcome is equally likely there is a fifty percent chance that every dinosaur was blessed with real big hoohas
my humps
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ogler@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
spittingimage@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Normally I’m not on board with the perversity of the modern internet, but there’s something noble in what you’re doing.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 months ago
new copypasta just dropped
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are… uh… furries, but with scales… a thing?
Almost afraid to ask.
lauha@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Dinosaurs were not mammals, so they did not have huge boobs, at least in a sense of mammary glands.
Of course, those non-avian dinosaurs that died could have had some kinky sexual organs but non of the bird species we know of has huge mammary glands so avian dinosaurs most likely did not have either.
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 11 months ago
pteranodons had massive, dangly clits. thanks for coming to my TED talk.
traches@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This meme is bullshit, they aren’t just eyeballing it. They analyze bones for muscle attachments and do modeling and shit
snooggums@midwest.social 11 months ago
They used to model dinos after lizards which have the skin stretched over their bones for the most part. That was decades ago, but the anemic dinosaur art lives on.
Yes, modern reconstructions take into account muscle tissue and the fact that dinos were not just giant lizards.
traches@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yes they used to not know what they were doing before they figured out what they were doing
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Hippos smile like on the right, but will tear you to shreds like in the middle.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Well, no. The one in the middle would do it because he wanted to eat you. The hippo is a vegetarian who would do it for the sheer joy of killing.
Steve@startrek.website 11 months ago
The one in the middle has no muscles so…
jordanlund@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So you’re saying t-rex could have been just a big hippo? ;)
Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Or a giant duck.
QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Would you rather fight 1 T. Rex-sized duck or 100 duck-sized T. Rexes?
dojan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I lay breakfast for the mean apes.
realitista@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Honestly it would be a more accurate portrayal of how viscous hippos actually are. I think on this one, nature is just fucking with us by making hippos look that way.
Pan_Ziemniak@midwest.social 11 months ago
Indeed, given that they are actually viscous liquids…
realitista@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Fixed
mvirts@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hey i just thought of an actually good use for generative image ai models
growsomethinggood@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Good news! Artists have already covered this one, please enjoy The Bone Game by Drawfee
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 months ago
the ferocious earth animal hipposaurus rex was estimated to kill about 30000 to 100000 humans yearly
flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I mean, hippos are one of the most dangerous big animals
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
That hippo has the face of someone getting blown.
iiGxC@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Definitely getting the best head out of the three
spittingimage@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve always seen hippos with blunt teeth. Do they wear down those fangs eating river weed?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If they’re in a zoo, they cut them off because they’re basically six-8 daggers and hippos are freaking mean.
Here’s a reasonable link, but yes they also wear down in the wild.
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He looks like he just shit after holding it in all day
QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Relevant xkcd: xkcd.com/1747/
snooggums@midwest.social 11 months ago
Since birds are dinosaurs and have all kinds of specialized behaviors and non-fossilizing traits like specialized feathers, I assume the big dinosaurs had all kinds of wacky shenanigans and non-fossilizing soft tissues too.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Relevant xkcd