Morish Morals

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• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It took me a while to figure out it’s all rocks.

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  • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    How can you tell? Looks like food to me.

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    • trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      How can you tell? There’s like 2 pixels in the whole image

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    • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Everything is slightly misshapen, and the caption gives a lot of hints.

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    • nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Everything is food if you chew hard enough

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• Contramuffin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Doc Seismic from Invincible

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  • confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Yes. And The Underminer from Incredibles static.wikia.nocookie.net/…/latest?cb=20180627005…

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• AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “Hey, how’d you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!”

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  • flicker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    -Abigail, Stardew Valley

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Right after being gifted a gemstone.

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Amethysts are grape flavored.

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• alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Step one of their evil plan? They’re gonna heist the Meat Shaped Stone.

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  • CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    There were also plans to construct a device to turn the planet’s food supply into rocks, which were axed due to budget cuts.

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    • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Hence why they needed the Meat Shaped Stone and the Jade Cabbage, so they could reverse engineer the ancient technology that allowed them to transmit food into rock.

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  • Chuymatt@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Your knowledge of geologic gastronomy is impressive!

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    • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Are you a geologist looking for a henchman?

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  • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Wow, the plot in the fifth elephant makes so much more sense now. I didn’t know that the scone of stone was a real thing!! :O

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  just labels a bunch of rocks “Jawbreakers”

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• Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Jerma: That is the single most fucked up thing I have ever seen, the single most, just the most fuck- get me a seat. Get me a seat for that table.

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  • businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    crunch

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• liquidparasyte@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Me chowing down at the ““food”” table:

  cromch

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Me, before clicking: it’s gonna be Luna isn’t it

    Me, after clicking: 😻

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What about a story about an evil marketer? No, wait, that’s a normal marketing person already.

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• angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Dwarf bread.

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• model_tar_gz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Well well well. I’m trained as a biochemical engineer and turned my career into AI engineering, working at a space company. So when Skynet launches the bioweapons of mass fuck against humans, I guess I was the supervillain after all.

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  • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s a coming across hitler before the Nazi party moment boys! Get eem!

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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  [off topic]

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexicon_(novel)

  tl, dr = Evil linguists discover a way to take over the world.

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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Also see Snow Crash

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Forgot about that one!

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Now I’m thinking of a scientist Medusa character

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• flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I love this sooo much! Wish I could see this in person :O

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