Omega_Haxors
@Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Morish Morals 6 months ago:
Jerma: That is the single most fucked up thing I have ever seen, the single most, just the most fuck- get me a seat. Get me a seat for that table.
- Comment on the struggle 6 months ago:
I’m the fool every time.
- Comment on the struggle 6 months ago:
The idea of taking a complicated system and boiling it down to an essential value (or set of values) that describe everything is high-key fascism.
- Comment on the struggle 6 months ago:
I remembered doing that when I did my first foray into dating and I remembered putting it on the same level of “what kind of dere are you”
- Comment on the struggle 6 months ago:
INTJ is the “Libertarian Leftist” of quack psychology; the test is set up to put people in that category so they feel special.
- Comment on Roblox players to start seeing video ads in its virtual realms 6 months ago:
Yes ha ha ha! ENSHITIFY!!!
- Comment on Anyone else? 6 months ago:
I found out the hard way americans can’t separate fantasy and reality. They literally think marvel movies are real, it’s fucking annoying.
- Comment on trapped! 6 months ago:
And accurate!
- Comment on trapped! 6 months ago:
It’s when they make the aliens strangely sexy in a way only you can appreciate.
- Comment on trapped! 6 months ago:
Like that one fart cloud enemy from Banjo Tooie that would stick to your head and deplete your air. Terrifying.
- Comment on arthropods 6 months ago:
🥵
- Comment on We're all a little crazy 6 months ago:
This hypothesis is bullshit. There are far more than just two consciousnesses.
- Comment on arthropods 6 months ago:
People see insects as extremely weak but they’re consistently the ones who despite being a thousandth of your size can still ruin your day. Now imagine that scaled up and you’ll start to understand why my insectsona would absolutely fuck up your dragonsona in a fight.
- Comment on Helpful diagrams 6 months ago:
If you think this is fucked up, birds have tiny little deformed hands on their wings kind of like how animators will reduce the scale of a bone for something they want to hide.
- Comment on pointless 6 months ago:
Circles are either all of the points or none of the points and no in-between.
- Comment on time 6 months ago:
Sophists aren’t sending their best.
- Comment on time 6 months ago:
I think I speak for most of the scientific field when I say philosophers contribute nothing to society except useless sophistry.
- Comment on shoebills 6 months ago:
Dinosaur birds be like:
Here is a badass apex predator that is perfectly adapted to its environment; it is going extinct because it won’t stop killing its own kind for fun.
- Comment on just say no!! 6 months ago:
Unrelated: For some reason this format is giving off serious nazi propaganda energy to me
- Comment on UK has worst rate of child alcohol consumption in world, report finds 6 months ago:
I would drink too if I had to live on TERF island.
- Comment on shrimp is bugs 6 months ago:
You refuse to eat bugs because they are “disgusting and gross”
I refuse to eat bugs because I love them too much. We are not the same.
- Comment on salmon 6 months ago:
Salmon 1: “Oh gosh, i’m out of the water. I cannot breathe. If this continues for much longer I will surely perish. What a sad state of affairs.”
Salmon 2: “YOU FCKFACE YOU CANNOT KILL ME BY TAKING ME OUT OF WATER I WILL SUCK THE MOISTURE OUT OF THE AIR AND THEN SPIT BLOOD INTO YOUR SOUL, AUUUGGGHHH! SEX!!! SEEXXX!!! I NEED SEEEEXXXXXXX!!!”
- Comment on null 6 months ago:
- Comment on null 6 months ago:
My favorite is when they discovered the universe has zero energy curvature which means nothing goes in and nothing comes out. Somehow it made more sense that zero could split into thing and antithing and we don’t even question it anymore.
- Comment on Caption this. 6 months ago:
The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)
- Comment on banana slugs 6 months ago:
True feminists ✊
- Comment on Honestly 6 months ago:
I would like to think that for a very brief moment they have a glimmer of lucidity and realize “wow that’s really fucking annoying”
- Comment on totally tardigrades 6 months ago:
He is a nazi.
- Comment on small wins 6 months ago:
- Comment on small wins 6 months ago:
Mfer landed on a Bowser space
