Omega_Haxors

@Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Morish Morals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Jerma: That is the single most fucked up thing I have ever seen, the single most, just the most fuck- get me a seat. Get me a seat for that table.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the fool every time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The idea of taking a complicated system and boiling it down to an essential value (or set of values) that describe everything is high-key fascism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I remembered doing that when I did my first foray into dating and I remembered putting it on the same level of “what kind of dere are you”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  INTJ is the “Libertarian Leftist” of quack psychology; the test is set up to put people in that category so they feel special.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roblox players to start seeing video ads in its virtual realms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes ha ha ha! ENSHITIFY!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I found out the hard way americans can’t separate fantasy and reality. They literally think marvel movies are real, it’s fucking annoying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trapped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And accurate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trapped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s when they make the aliens strangely sexy in a way only you can appreciate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trapped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Like that one fart cloud enemy from Banjo Tooie that would stick to your head and deplete your air. Terrifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨arthropods⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  🥵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all a little crazy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This hypothesis is bullshit. There are far more than just two consciousnesses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨arthropods⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  People see insects as extremely weak but they’re consistently the ones who despite being a thousandth of your size can still ruin your day. Now imagine that scaled up and you’ll start to understand why my insectsona would absolutely fuck up your dragonsona in a fight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful diagrams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think this is fucked up, birds have tiny little deformed hands on their wings kind of like how animators will reduce the scale of a bone for something they want to hide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pointless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Circles are either all of the points or none of the points and no in-between.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sophists aren’t sending their best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I speak for most of the scientific field when I say philosophers contribute nothing to society except useless sophistry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shoebills⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dinosaur birds be like:

  Here is a badass apex predator that is perfectly adapted to its environment; it is going extinct because it won’t stop killing its own kind for fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just say no!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Unrelated: For some reason this format is giving off serious nazi propaganda energy to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK has worst rate of child alcohol consumption in world, report finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I would drink too if I had to live on TERF island.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp is bugs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You refuse to eat bugs because they are “disgusting and gross”

  I refuse to eat bugs because I love them too much. We are not the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Salmon 1: “Oh gosh, i’m out of the water. I cannot breathe. If this continues for much longer I will surely perish. What a sad state of affairs.”

  Salmon 2: “YOU FCKFACE YOU CANNOT KILL ME BY TAKING ME OUT OF WATER I WILL SUCK THE MOISTURE OUT OF THE AIR AND THEN SPIT BLOOD INTO YOUR SOUL, AUUUGGGHHH! SEX!!! SEEXXX!!! I NEED SEEEEXXXXXXX!!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨null⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What they see:

  POV of the characters, it’s hilariously zoomed in with glasses overlay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨null⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite is when they discovered the universe has zero energy curvature which means nothing goes in and nothing comes out. Somehow it made more sense that zero could split into thing and antithing and we don’t even question it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨banana slugs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  True feminists ✊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like to think that for a very brief moment they have a glimmer of lucidity and realize “wow that’s really fucking annoying”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨totally tardigrades⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  He is a nazi.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨small wins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That hobo should have worked harder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨small wins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Mfer landed on a Bowser space