Elon fans
Caption this.
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Khrux@ttrpg.network 11 months ago
mac@infosec.pub 11 months ago
You were quick on that edit
aheadofthekrauts@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
why they don’t do elephant rides at the zoo anymore
Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Groot dumpster.
Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
If dying of dehydration try to find an elephant. There are often drips of water in leftover in their trunks. Elephants don’t mind sharing and are often grateful have a dry trunk as it avoids trunkrot.
satanmat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why Grandpa was never allowed back in the Zoo
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Remember to cradle the balls while you suck stick to get more sap.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.
And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty v tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).
Lastly, don’t mind a little moss on the bark, it’s a style choice, but it’s customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea)
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Me on a saturday night
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pov: $20
Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 11 months ago
For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*
nikaaa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Artist’s impression of the preparation of Ayahuasca.
adam_y@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you’ve got wood, you’ve got something to drink.
Donkter@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Schlongsom wronks the dongle.
The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There is nothing quite like the taste of fresh squeezed maple syrup.
redbr64@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bear Grylls drinking the contents of a camel’s stomach in a (produced for TV) bid to survive in the desert, shortly before spending the night in the animal’s carcass
Ulfenstein@feddit.nu 11 months ago
Daddy nature
DjMeas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Morning wood.
ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 11 months ago
Bukak-tree
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
What they don’t tell you about becoming a vampire is how you actually shrink if you don’t feed often enough.
Wakmrow@hexbear.net 11 months ago
Treenis
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
“That day, Paul felt something deep inside him awalen.”
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Herbal essence in yo mouff!
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
After pruning make sure to not let any of natures free refreshments go to waste
groknull@programming.dev 11 months ago
There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.
Francisco@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Original sketches for the drinking scene on the Predator movie.
rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 11 months ago
A skilled shooter retracts their mouth from the split barreled blow gun after shooting it in the prone position.
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating.”