Elon fans
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Submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Khrux@ttrpg.network 2 years ago
mac@infosec.pub 2 years ago
You were quick on that edit
aheadofthekrauts@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 years ago
why they don’t do elephant rides at the zoo anymore
Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Groot dumpster.
Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
If dying of dehydration try to find an elephant. There are often drips of water in leftover in their trunks. Elephants don’t mind sharing and are often grateful have a dry trunk as it avoids trunkrot.
satanmat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why Grandpa was never allowed back in the Zoo
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Remember to cradle the balls while you suck stick to get more sap.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.
And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty v tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).
Lastly, don’t mind a little moss on the bark, it’s a style choice, but it’s customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea)
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Me on a saturday night
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Pov: $20
Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 2 years ago
For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*
nikaaa@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Artist’s impression of the preparation of Ayahuasca.
adam_y@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If you’ve got wood, you’ve got something to drink.
Donkter@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Schlongsom wronks the dongle.
The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
There is nothing quite like the taste of fresh squeezed maple syrup.
redbr64@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bear Grylls drinking the contents of a camel’s stomach in a (produced for TV) bid to survive in the desert, shortly before spending the night in the animal’s carcass
Ulfenstein@feddit.nu 2 years ago
Daddy nature
DjMeas@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Morning wood.
ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 years ago
Bukak-tree
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
What they don’t tell you about becoming a vampire is how you actually shrink if you don’t feed often enough.
Wakmrow@hexbear.net 2 years ago
Treenis
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
“That day, Paul felt something deep inside him awalen.”
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Herbal essence in yo mouff!
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
After pruning make sure to not let any of natures free refreshments go to waste
groknull@programming.dev 2 years ago
There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.
Francisco@mander.xyz 2 years ago
Original sketches for the drinking scene on the Predator movie.
rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 2 years ago
A skilled shooter retracts their mouth from the split barreled blow gun after shooting it in the prone position.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I have the power!
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating.”