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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating.”

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Elon fans

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    • Khrux@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Surely that would be more of a Image

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      • mac@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You were quick on that edit

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  • aheadofthekrauts@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    why they don’t do elephant rides at the zoo anymore

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    • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Groot dumpster.

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  • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If dying of dehydration try to find an elephant. There are often drips of water in leftover in their trunks. Elephants don’t mind sharing and are often grateful have a dry trunk as it avoids trunkrot.

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  • satanmat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why Grandpa was never allowed back in the Zoo

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Remember to cradle the balls while you suck stick to get more sap.

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.

    And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty v tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).

    Lastly, don’t mind a little moss on the bark, it’s a style choice, but it’s customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea)

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Me on a saturday night

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pov: $20

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  • Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*

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  • nikaaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Artist’s impression of the preparation of Ayahuasca.

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  • adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you’ve got wood, you’ve got something to drink.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Schlongsom wronks the dongle.

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  • The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There is nothing quite like the taste of fresh squeezed maple syrup.

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  • redbr64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bear Grylls drinking the contents of a camel’s stomach in a (produced for TV) bid to survive in the desert, shortly before spending the night in the animal’s carcass

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  • Ulfenstein@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Daddy nature

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  • DjMeas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Morning wood.

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  • ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bukak-tree

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What they don’t tell you about becoming a vampire is how you actually shrink if you don’t feed often enough.

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  • Wakmrow@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Treenis

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  • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.

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  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “That day, Paul felt something deep inside him awalen.”

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Herbal essence in yo mouff!

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  • Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    After pruning make sure to not let any of natures free refreshments go to waste

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  • groknull@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.

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  • Francisco@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Original sketches for the drinking scene on the Predator movie.

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  • rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A skilled shooter retracts their mouth from the split barreled blow gun after shooting it in the prone position.

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