What cunt wrote this
high energy
Submitted 7 months ago by aradgus@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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squid_slime@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
A talentless morning person.
rockerface@lemm.ee 7 months ago
“Doing a little extra” so, working for free?
metaStatic@kbin.social 7 months ago
If this was in my break room Being high would be the first thing then under this one someone would write Fuck you, pay me.
KijinSeija@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Laughs in ADHD-PI
Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Right? That’s such neurotypical bullshit
Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
“doing a little extra” They forgot to mentioned “unpaid”
Nice try management.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 months ago
You don’t pay me to be passionate, boss.
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
Not giving a fuck also doesn’t require any talent.
TeddE@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The list after I’m done with it: Being on Tim Making A fort Being high Having A Pos Attitude Being ass ate Using ood Language Be a able Do a Lit Ex Be Pre red Having A Strong ork hic
camr_on@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Absolutely do not recommend doing a Lit Ex
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This list is practically impossible. I can be high or on time, but rarely both.
Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I found a good trick was to set your clock ahead an hour. That way you’re only 30 minutes late.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nice try, corporate America
Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why would I want to be a talentless motherfucker?
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
- Using 4 fucking tacks to pin up a sheet of paper. Or 2. Or 1. Never 3.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
I do 3 with easter egg on other side of that corner.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 months ago
All of these things are examples of skills that must be learned, not things that are innate, and particularly for neurodivergent folks.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t know I think I’m pretty fuckin talented and I can do like 2 of these consistently.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Being high and then doing a little extra?
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 7 months ago
I can’t even finish reading the list, it’s just enraging me from the beginning.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Was this posted in a break room?
aradgus@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
yes
aesthelete@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Spoon was right: they want your soul.
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This list is my kryptonite
BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 7 months ago
"Banging the boss"
TheEntity@lemmy.world 7 months ago
As if! I’m sure lots of neurodivergent people would disagree with half of these points.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m looking at that list like, damn, that’s exhausting.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Ot said talent, not effort.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
“Using good body language” is literally a skill, and a hard one for some to learn. The others you can bicker about I guess
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And for some of us it’s impossible. Fucking spine
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Im neurodivergent (at least i think) and all of these points are hard to meet lol
Frankly it would be ridiculous to expect even the most neurotypical person to be able to do all of this at all times.
Pohl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I have no diagnosed neurodivergence and I’m looking at that list with surprise. Like, you know how fucking hard I’m working to pretend I can do that stuff?
A person who can do all that shit looks like a superhero to me. No talent… fuck… if that list had telekinesis on it’d feel about the same to me.
HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 7 months ago
Yeah, read through this thinking that from my perspective, NTs have some talents I don't, but since they're common people think of them as baseline rather than talents. Shit sucks.