What cunt wrote this
high energy
Submitted 11 months ago by aradgus@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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squid_slime@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
A talentless morning person.
rockerface@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“Doing a little extra” so, working for free?
metaStatic@kbin.social 11 months ago
If this was in my break room Being high would be the first thing then under this one someone would write Fuck you, pay me.
KijinSeija@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Laughs in ADHD-PI
Noodle07@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Right? That’s such neurotypical bullshit
Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
“doing a little extra” They forgot to mentioned “unpaid”
Nice try management.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 months ago
You don’t pay me to be passionate, boss.
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Not giving a fuck also doesn’t require any talent.
TeddE@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The list after I’m done with it: Being on Tim Making A fort Being high Having A Pos Attitude Being ass ate Using ood Language Be a able Do a Lit Ex Be Pre red Having A Strong ork hic
camr_on@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Absolutely do not recommend doing a Lit Ex
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This list is practically impossible. I can be high or on time, but rarely both.
Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I found a good trick was to set your clock ahead an hour. That way you’re only 30 minutes late.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nice try, corporate America
Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why would I want to be a talentless motherfucker?
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
- Using 4 fucking tacks to pin up a sheet of paper. Or 2. Or 1. Never 3.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I do 3 with easter egg on other side of that corner.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
All of these things are examples of skills that must be learned, not things that are innate, and particularly for neurodivergent folks.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t know I think I’m pretty fuckin talented and I can do like 2 of these consistently.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Being high and then doing a little extra?
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 11 months ago
I can’t even finish reading the list, it’s just enraging me from the beginning.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Was this posted in a break room?
aradgus@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
yes
aesthelete@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Spoon was right: they want your soul.
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This list is my kryptonite
BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 11 months ago
"Banging the boss"
TheEntity@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As if! I’m sure lots of neurodivergent people would disagree with half of these points.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m looking at that list like, damn, that’s exhausting.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Ot said talent, not effort.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“Using good body language” is literally a skill, and a hard one for some to learn. The others you can bicker about I guess
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And for some of us it’s impossible. Fucking spine
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Im neurodivergent (at least i think) and all of these points are hard to meet lol
Frankly it would be ridiculous to expect even the most neurotypical person to be able to do all of this at all times.
Pohl@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have no diagnosed neurodivergence and I’m looking at that list with surprise. Like, you know how fucking hard I’m working to pretend I can do that stuff?
A person who can do all that shit looks like a superhero to me. No talent… fuck… if that list had telekinesis on it’d feel about the same to me.
HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 11 months ago
Yeah, read through this thinking that from my perspective, NTs have some talents I don't, but since they're common people think of them as baseline rather than talents. Shit sucks.