Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
Do not trust it. Do not follow it.
Submitted 10 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
She’s inviting them in.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And always aim for the brain.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 months ago
She knows the bigger threat when she hears it
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 10 months ago
His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
arken@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he’ll float to the ceiling.
Senseless@feddit.de 10 months ago
It’s like someone instructed him to smile and that’s the best he could come up with.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
This is btw real lol
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This gives me the big cringe
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s actually photoshopped
FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Only the beard and stache
InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 10 months ago
That one guy photoshopped a beard onto him because he looked more human this time around
bstix@feddit.dk 10 months ago
He’s been smoking way too much meat.
Rubanski@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Eating the sweet ray babies
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Now he looks like he had a failed music career.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Bro looks like Logan Paul
OpenStars@startrek.website 10 months ago
Those eyes though…
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Now none of us are safe
funkajunk@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Zark Fuckerberg
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Zuck Fatberg
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Looks like he got sober
JoShmoe@ani.social 10 months ago
The Zuck is most effective at CQC. If he gets within 15 ft of you without your gun ready, you’re dead.
franglais@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s Jewish I’m pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.
shneancy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
it’s a filter/photoshop, that picture is not real
hyper@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Either way he still looks realer
nomous@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.
Damage@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Not just the beard, eyes and brows
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
He now smiles