Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
Do not trust it. Do not follow it.
Submitted 7 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
She’s inviting them in.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And always aim for the brain.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 months ago
No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 months ago
She knows the bigger threat when she hears it
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 7 months ago
His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
arken@lemmy.world 7 months ago
He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he’ll float to the ceiling.
Senseless@feddit.de 7 months ago
It’s like someone instructed him to smile and that’s the best he could come up with.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
This is btw real lol
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This gives me the big cringe
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s actually photoshopped
FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Only the beard and stache
InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 7 months ago
That one guy photoshopped a beard onto him because he looked more human this time around
bstix@feddit.dk 7 months ago
He’s been smoking way too much meat.
Rubanski@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Eating the sweet ray babies
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Now he looks like he had a failed music career.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Bro looks like Logan Paul
OpenStars@startrek.website 7 months ago
Those eyes though…
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Now none of us are safe
funkajunk@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Zark Fuckerberg
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Zuck Fatberg
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Looks like he got sober
JoShmoe@ani.social 7 months ago
The Zuck is most effective at CQC. If he gets within 15 ft of you without your gun ready, you’re dead.
franglais@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 7 months ago
He’s Jewish I’m pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.
shneancy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
it’s a filter/photoshop, that picture is not real
hyper@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Either way he still looks realer
nomous@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.
Damage@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Not just the beard, eyes and brows
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
He now smiles