Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
Do not trust it. Do not follow it.
Submitted 1 year ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She’s inviting them in.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And always aim for the brain.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
She knows the bigger threat when she hears it
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 1 year ago
His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
arken@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he’ll float to the ceiling.
Senseless@feddit.de 1 year ago
It’s like someone instructed him to smile and that’s the best he could come up with.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
This is btw real lol
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This gives me the big cringe
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s actually photoshopped
FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Only the beard and stache
InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 1 year ago
That one guy photoshopped a beard onto him because he looked more human this time around
bstix@feddit.dk 1 year ago
He’s been smoking way too much meat.
Rubanski@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Eating the sweet ray babies
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now he looks like he had a failed music career.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Bro looks like Logan Paul
OpenStars@startrek.website 1 year ago
Those eyes though…
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now none of us are safe
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Looks like he got sober
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 year ago
The Zuck is most effective at CQC. If he gets within 15 ft of you without your gun ready, you’re dead.
franglais@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s Jewish I’m pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
it’s a filter/photoshop, that picture is not real
hyper@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Either way he still looks realer
nomous@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.
Damage@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Not just the beard, eyes and brows
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
He now smiles