Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
Do not trust it. Do not follow it.
Submitted 4 weeks ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She’s inviting them in.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
And always aim for the brain.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 weeks ago
She knows the bigger threat when she hears it
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
arken@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he’ll float to the ceiling.
Senseless@feddit.de 3 weeks ago
It’s like someone instructed him to smile and that’s the best he could come up with.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
This is btw real lol
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This gives me the big cringe
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s actually photoshopped
FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Only the beard and stache
InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 3 weeks ago
That one guy photoshopped a beard onto him because he looked more human this time around
bstix@feddit.dk 4 weeks ago
He’s been smoking way too much meat.
Rubanski@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Eating the sweet ray babies
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Now he looks like he had a failed music career.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Bro looks like Logan Paul
OpenStars@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
Those eyes though…
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Now none of us are safe
funkajunk@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Zark Fuckerberg
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Zuck Fatberg
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Looks like he got sober
JoShmoe@ani.social 3 weeks ago
The Zuck is most effective at CQC. If he gets within 15 ft of you without your gun ready, you’re dead.
franglais@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’s Jewish I’m pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
it’s a filter/photoshop, that picture is not real
hyper@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Either way he still looks realer
nomous@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.
Damage@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Not just the beard, eyes and brows
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
He now smiles