Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
Do not trust it. Do not follow it.
Submitted 2 years ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She’s inviting them in.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And always aim for the brain.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 years ago
She knows the bigger threat when she hears it
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 2 years ago
His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
arken@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he’ll float to the ceiling.
Senseless@feddit.de 2 years ago
It’s like someone instructed him to smile and that’s the best he could come up with.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
This is btw real lol
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This gives me the big cringe
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s actually photoshopped
FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Only the beard and stache
InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 2 years ago
That one guy photoshopped a beard onto him because he looked more human this time around
bstix@feddit.dk 2 years ago
He’s been smoking way too much meat.
Rubanski@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Eating the sweet ray babies
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Now he looks like he had a failed music career.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Bro looks like Logan Paul
OpenStars@startrek.website 2 years ago
Those eyes though…
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Now none of us are safe
funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Zark Fuckerberg
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Zuck Fatberg
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Looks like he got sober
JoShmoe@ani.social 2 years ago
The Zuck is most effective at CQC. If he gets within 15 ft of you without your gun ready, you’re dead.
franglais@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He’s Jewish I’m pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.
shneancy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
it’s a filter/photoshop, that picture is not real
hyper@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Either way he still looks realer
nomous@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.
Damage@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Not just the beard, eyes and brows
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
He now smiles