I have a special hate for inspirational water bottles, stickers or notebooks.
A wonderful day begins
Submitted 8 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
frostysauce@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I have a special hatred for school police officers.
helpme@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Me too, although it’s slightly less than normal ones, the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other and DARE once a year.
wabafee@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If your expected to empty this everyday you’ll eventually end up being diabetic.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.
ma11en@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sugar free coke would be the way to go.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Good.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
The hell is a school police officer??
Mrderisant@midwest.social 8 months ago
Spotted the non-American! I’m very envious of your ignorance of this bullshit
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Is it like the hall monitor we see in American cartoons?
RedC@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
In the good ol USA, schools often have what’s called a school resource officer. Meant to be the connection between school kids and the police department, they have been useful for truancy and other problems that happen with students ( esp. high school age) at schools.
Although more recently they’ve been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.
erev@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Although more recently they’ve been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.
Well that was the idea anyways
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The dude we had to bribe with egg rolls to go to the chinese place off campus for lunch back in the 90s. Now Idunno.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Afaik the top bully in school.
So when a kid gets transferred to a new elementary school they are advised as a newcomer to punch the baddest bully/the officer to establish dominance, preferably during recess, with one of them prison food trays. … no, wait, that can’t be right, US kids dont get food at school.
MxM111@kbin.social 8 months ago
Is not it supposed to be chilled? By noon it will be warm, and drinking warm coke is just disgusting, unless it is mostly alcohol, and then you would just not remember.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
USB police fridge baby
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Had one of those at a previous job once Got stolen after a few days
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Were you working as an elementary school police officer?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No. As an HVAC builder
Ginger666@lemmy.world 8 months ago
OK Julian
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Stop lying. You know you’re a kindergarten teacher.
Glass0448@lemmy.today 8 months ago
scottywh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Julian approves.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 8 months ago
That’s a coffee bottle.
Daxtron2@startrek.website 8 months ago
Carbonated coffee sounds vile tbh
BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social 8 months ago
I have this exact bottle for Dr pepper. The guy at the gas station charges me for a cup of ice when I refill it and it’s much cheaper than a 2 liter.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I’ve usually got about two litres in me by 10am, and have taken my fourth piss. This bottle would not suffice.
matmarspace@programming.dev 8 months ago
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195
Elementary school police officer
😳
youRFate@feddit.de 8 months ago
School bus tail gunner.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Kindergarten Grenadier.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I’m an American, and I’ve never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.
Player2@lemm.ee 8 months ago
They are often called “resource officers” and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
I think less than 193 tbh… In Latvia, a Social Democrat party has proposed surveillance cameras and pigs in schools. I’m pretty sure in other countries there has been talk as well
www.baltictimes.com/news/articles/6104/
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Man, social democrats sure do like building police states…
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 8 months ago
gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.
Carvex@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.
ICastFist@programming.dev 8 months ago
Must be Arnold Schwarzenegger working there
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
IT’S NOT A TUMOR!
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well, you wouldn’t want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you/
grilled_cheese_eater@lemm.ee 8 months ago
My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.
This was only a bit ago actually.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 months ago
I think most countries will eventually go through one. For the UK it was Dunblane, after which the government went “no more handguns then?” and we all went “yeah, I suppose”, because only a handful of people kept them anyway.
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Gotta make sure there’s no drug deals going on
theneverfox@pawb.social 8 months ago
No, see they’re mostly there so children learn to
obey through intimidationtalk to police, and they definitely never use it as a punishment detail for officers who got in trouble for anger issuespipows@lemmy.today 8 months ago
We have that in Brazil as well