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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195

    Elementary school police officer

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    • youRFate@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      School bus tail gunner.

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      • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Kindergarten Grenadier.

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m an American, and I’ve never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.

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      • Player2@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They are often called “resource officers” and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).

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    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think less than 193 tbh… In Latvia, a Social Democrat party has proposed surveillance cameras and pigs in schools. I’m pretty sure in other countries there has been talk as well

      www.baltictimes.com/news/articles/6104/

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      • TimeNaan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Man, social democrats sure do like building police states…

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    • problematicPanther@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.

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    • Carvex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Must be Arnold Schwarzenegger working there

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        IT’S NOT A TUMOR!

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    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, you wouldn’t want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you/

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    • grilled_cheese_eater@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.

      This was only a bit ago actually.

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      • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think most countries will eventually go through one. For the UK it was Dunblane, after which the government went “no more handguns then?” and we all went “yeah, I suppose”, because only a handful of people kept them anyway.

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    • Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gotta make sure there’s no drug deals going on

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, see they’re mostly there so children learn to obey through intimidation talk to police, and they definitely never use it as a punishment detail for officers who got in trouble for anger issues

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    • pipows@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We have that in Brazil as well

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have a special hate for inspirational water bottles, stickers or notebooks.

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    • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have a special hatred for school police officers.

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      • helpme@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Me too, although it’s slightly less than normal ones, the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other and DARE once a year.

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If your expected to empty this everyday you’ll eventually end up being diabetic.

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.

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      • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.

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      • ma11en@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sugar free coke would be the way to go.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The hell is a school police officer??

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    • Mrderisant@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Spotted the non-American! I’m very envious of your ignorance of this bullshit

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      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is it like the hall monitor we see in American cartoons?

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    • RedC@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In the good ol USA, schools often have what’s called a school resource officer. Meant to be the connection between school kids and the police department, they have been useful for truancy and other problems that happen with students ( esp. high school age) at schools.

      Although more recently they’ve been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.

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      • erev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Although more recently they’ve been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.

        Well that was the idea anyways

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The dude we had to bribe with egg rolls to go to the chinese place off campus for lunch back in the 90s. Now Idunno.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Afaik the top bully in school.

      So when a kid gets transferred to a new elementary school they are advised as a newcomer to punch the baddest bully/the officer to establish dominance, preferably during recess, with one of them prison food trays. … no, wait, that can’t be right, US kids dont get food at school.

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  • MxM111@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is not it supposed to be chilled? By noon it will be warm, and drinking warm coke is just disgusting, unless it is mostly alcohol, and then you would just not remember.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      USB police fridge baby

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Had one of those at a previous job once Got stolen after a few days

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Were you working as an elementary school police officer?

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      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No. As an HVAC builder

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  • Ginger666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    OK Julian

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stop lying. You know you’re a kindergarten teacher.

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  • Glass0448@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • scottywh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Julian approves.

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  • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a coffee bottle.

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    • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Carbonated coffee sounds vile tbh

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  • BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have this exact bottle for Dr pepper. The guy at the gas station charges me for a cup of ice when I refill it and it’s much cheaper than a 2 liter.

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve usually got about two litres in me by 10am, and have taken my fourth piss. This bottle would not suffice.

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  • matmarspace@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vx2FyM64U0

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