Meanwhile Canada has a strategic reserve of maple syrup.
Cheesing it up
Submitted 7 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Altofaltception@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
You shut up about that right now. it’s a national secret. What do you think we do with those abandoned wells?
Moose@moose.best 7 months ago
We had to tighten up security after the great maple syrup heist.
ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s actually having to be used, since production of our sweet glory oil has been low.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Really just Quebec
Both are there to pay farmers for more than the country needs
awwwyissss@lemm.ee 7 months ago
When the zombies start taking over I’m grabbing wine and crackers and setting up my base in the Cheese Cave.
JoShmoe@ani.social 7 months ago
Com’on you know there’s already a team camping at every entrance, waiting where you can’t see them.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
QMSP/FPAQ isn’t government owned though.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thank you so much for this. The Wikipedia rabbit hole it opened up led me to the fact that “vintage” originally meant “wine harvest”.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
It ain’t sliding down easy if it ain’t cheesy!
Infynis@midwest.social 7 months ago
They should let people in. Sell the cheese like apples at a pick your own apple orchard
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Cheesegate.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Bad security. Just chew right through that.
dditty@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Their security is full of holes
ATDA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Can I apply to be a government cheese handler? Chilling in caves all day, cool, comfortable, snacks…
I mean yeah you’ll need to download your music and Netflix for the day but I’m willing if the pay is right.
ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
In Switzerland we have the tradition that for every kg of gold stored in a bank, we have to keep an equal value of cheese in the vault.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The government created stuffed crust pizza
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
THANKS OBAMA!
rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Wait there isn’t a single rat inside the mines?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 months ago
No. They’re all married.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Honestly, I’m surprised we’re not on NCD already.
Gork@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I will fight to defend the United States Strategic Cheese Reserve to my dying breath 🧀
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 months ago
Which Adam Curtis documentary is this from?
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And how is this just like that small rebel group in Ecuador.
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I like to imagin its one big cheese cave secretly connecting the whole country, every store and the US collectively decided to always just pick a cheese out of it and close the door, while someone fills it back up by pushing more cheese into it from the other side.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Honestly, the idea that America has a network of cheese caves makes the country a little bit more awesome.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
The best part is that dealing with old mines is a big issue (socially, land use wise, and environmentally). Re-purposing them as cheese caves has me howling.