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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t shower before work.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We know.

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      • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah, his hair isn’t fucked up and over washed like yours.

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    • suction@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Me neither before I start my day as a therapist at a hyperosmia treatment facility

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  • fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Great, now instead of just anxiety and depression, I also have massive existential dread

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    • profdc9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, none of this will matter after the heat death of the universe.

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      • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You won’t matter long, long before that.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you know who else has that? most people around you

      talk to others, recognize the difficulties you share, organize, and reclaim your rights.

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I just cry at work to be efficient

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    • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why cry on company time

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Proof the government is spying on us

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  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who took this picture?!?!

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    • Express_pickle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Doesn’t matter cameraman never dies

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  • Gacrux@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    can confirm, im in the pixel beside that (88.6 light years away from earth)

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And don’t forget that our galaxy is just a tiny tiny speck in the universe.

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Great, thanks for telling the entire milky way galaxy!

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  • emmie@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t have a job

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    • dumbass@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Find something else to do and focus all that energy on that thing, you’ll start to procrastinate and that’s when you start coding.

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      • emmie@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s relatable haha I wish it was that consistent. Deadlines make me do 3d modelling in blender maybe I need some 3d modelling deadline and then I will code for 10 hours then completely forget about anything for a week then panic then feel guilty then switch to „I want to be an artist” mode

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m in Andromeda?

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      OMG we’re gonna crash!

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  • WhyDoYouPersist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How old is the joke about crying in the shower before work? Was it a more popular thing to do then than now? Do we have more to cry about now, but cry less often because we’re numb? What about people with bathtubs but no showers? Why am I crying? Why is Jamie crying?

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Look at Mr. Moneybags here who can afford to cry in the shower! I bet he has warm water too!

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    • suction@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What is crying? What is?

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  • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s also the only place that has life in that vast desert of stars with empty rocks orbiting them.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do you know? It’s like you sampled a thimble full of water from the ocean and concluded that whales don’t exist.

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      • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Some astrophysicist are saying that. And like they say: it’s never aliens.

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    • Ranvier@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That would be very surprising if it were true, considering the incomprehensively vast numbers of stars and planets out there.

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      • ricdeh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If it were not true then that would be the actual surprise. The probability for life to form has been computed over and over during the past century, incorporating ever more gains in scientific knowledge, and it is on the order of 10^-100^, meaning that there likely is no other life in at least our galaxy.

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      • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But so far chances of intelligent life seem to be vanishingly small and using those numbers we get one civilization every few galaxies.

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    • Denvil@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We do not know that

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  • meggoh@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How do you know where I am?

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Freezing in the shower because the hot water heater took a shit.

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  • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What the fuck am I doing in the Andromeda galaxy who put me there wtf

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