Thriving

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• teft@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Better learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That’s a halberd, not a spear.

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

    My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

    Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless.

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is my knifey guard stick

      This is my gun

      My knifey guard stick is for stabbing

      My gun is for fun

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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into Halberd

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    • teft@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Let’s just call it unidentified poleaxe.

      Still not a spear though.

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  • Blackout@kbin.run ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes but is it the pro model? What's the TOS on something like this?

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• sxan@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Drumroll…

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey!

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• Splatterphace@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I’ve fought MUDCRABS more fearsome than you!”

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    REMEMBER THE EMPEROR! HUAHUA

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• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.

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• GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ACAB even castle guards <3

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  • teft@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ACGAB

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    • Hubi@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A castle guard once stabbed my hound when he busted a serf for heresy next door.

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just wait until a player character comes along and cuts your head off for lulz. Then you won’t be so happy with your choices.

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    players are the worst

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      quicksaves

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lil murder hobos.

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• Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also fun fact, you’d be a firefighter.

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• Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Leering at wenches

  But why?

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  • LolcatXTREME@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    seems like you might not cut it as a castle guard

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    • Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fair enough. I would’ve made a terrible cop, too.

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It does sound like a chill job.

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  • neo@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    More like super boring until you get stabbed.

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re supposed to do the stabbing. If you get stabbed then you weren’t a good guard.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Boredom and chillness are two sides of the same coin. It all depends on how you take it

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• Blackout@kbin.run ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There were a lot of good jobs back then. Did you know people used to pay you to pick up their shit? Now you got to pay them for it. Future sucks.

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  • TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, you still pay people to do that?

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    any old iron

    any old iron

    any any any old iron

    you look sweet

    talk about a treat

    you look dapper from yer napper to yer feet

    dressed in style

    brand new tile

    Wi yer fathers old green tie on

    but I wouldn’t give yer tuppance for your old watch chain

    old iron

    old iron

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    • TedZanzibar@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah na na na na na. Nah na na na na na. How’s your father? Alright.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I used be an army officer till I took an arrow to the knee”

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• MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Until you get an arrow in your back.

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or the knee

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• DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did you used to be an adventurer like me?

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Renaissance faires are awesome btw

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• dumpsterlid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  More honest living to be a wench than a guard.

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• exocrinous@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can still get a job as a security guard today.

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• Raverbunny@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For the peace of the Kingdom!

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  • CodyCannoli@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    FOR THE KING!

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• rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Same.

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