Thriving
Submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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sxan@midwest.social 8 months ago
gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Drumroll…
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hey!
Splatterphace@lemm.ee 8 months ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“I’ve fought MUDCRABS more fearsome than you!”
Klear@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 months ago
REMEMBER THE EMPEROR! HUAHUA
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.
GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
ACAB even castle guards <3
teft@lemmy.world 8 months ago
ACGAB
Hubi@feddit.de 8 months ago
A castle guard once stabbed my hound when he busted a serf for heresy next door.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Just wait until a player character comes along and cuts your head off for lulz. Then you won’t be so happy with your choices.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
players are the worst
bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
quicksaves
Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lil murder hobos.
Neato@ttrpg.network 8 months ago
Also fun fact, you’d be a firefighter.
Leviathan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Leering at wenches
But why?
LolcatXTREME@lemmy.world 8 months ago
seems like you might not cut it as a castle guard
Leviathan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Fair enough. I would’ve made a terrible cop, too.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 months ago
It does sound like a chill job.
neo@feddit.de 8 months ago
More like super boring until you get stabbed.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You’re supposed to do the stabbing. If you get stabbed then you weren’t a good guard.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Boredom and chillness are two sides of the same coin. It all depends on how you take it
Blackout@kbin.run 8 months ago
There were a lot of good jobs back then. Did you know people used to pay you to pick up their shit? Now you got to pay them for it. Future sucks.
TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I mean, you still pay people to do that?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
any old iron
any old iron
any any any old iron
you look sweet
talk about a treat
you look dapper from yer napper to yer feet
dressed in style
brand new tile
Wi yer fathers old green tie on
but I wouldn’t give yer tuppance for your old watch chain
old iron
old iron
TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Nah na na na na na. Nah na na na na na. How’s your father? Alright.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“I used be an army officer till I took an arrow to the knee”
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 8 months ago
Until you get an arrow in your back.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Or the knee
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Did you used to be an adventurer like me?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Renaissance faires are awesome btw
dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
More honest living to be a wench than a guard.
exocrinous@startrek.website 8 months ago
You can still get a job as a security guard today.
Raverbunny@aussie.zone 8 months ago
CodyCannoli@lemmy.world 8 months ago
FOR THE KING!
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Same.
teft@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Better learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That’s a halberd, not a spear.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is my knifey guard stick
This is my gun
My knifey guard stick is for stabbing
My gun is for fun
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Well askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into Halberd
teft@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Let’s just call it unidentified poleaxe.
Still not a spear though.
Blackout@kbin.run 8 months ago
Yes but is it the pro model? What's the TOS on something like this?