How to know you're in Indiana.

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• Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So what I’m reading is a truck driver can invite as many guests as they want to shower with them there, so long as none of those guests are also truck drivers.

  Weird rules for the orgy shower, but who am I to judge?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They just don’t want to be responsible for any little truck drivers.

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    • Bonehead@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      These are gendered showers. I don't think that's going to be a problem...

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “It’s okay. These two ain’t truck drivers.”

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ralph Wiggum voice

    “I’m a Grindr twink!”

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “I was told this was a place of love”

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “We carry cheap knives, illegal Chinese handheld radios, Thin Blue Line flag hats, and there’s trucker sechs in the back”.

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Excuse me, but you forgot the heat lamp chicken tendies and the attached Arby’s.

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      meth’s at pump #4. Ask for Jeetus

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    • dev_null@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Good ol’ Beofang; who cares what the numbers say? Pick your favorite ones, no worries.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “What is Love’s? 🎶”

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    • negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not that kind of love

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• ReallyKinda@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s a lot of nozzles

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Gotta do something to replace the second person.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Good showers and good food are how truck drivers pick your truck stop over the competition.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m sorry, are you a truck driver!? So you know what it takes to get them clean??

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    • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m not, so what did it take to get them clean?

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  • Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pretty neat. Like a carwash kinda setup.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Spray me daddy~

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  • Splatterphace@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Take a shower in 2 min flat bro

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• dragontangram88@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It probably saves money to share. Most places like that aren’t on timers. When I was living out of my car at the end of 2017, I used one of those showers for $15. If one traveler uses it, and has another traveler stand outside the door, they could probably switch places really quickly and split the cost of one shower. I don’t think they’re timed.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It also makes it much easier to fuck. You do it in the cab and people will see the rocking.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Start in the cab. Finish in the shower.

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    • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is the that timed as well or no?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Most places like that aren’t on timers

    I don’t think they’re timed

    What I hear you saying is that there’s probably a temporal limitation.

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  • watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    $15 for a shower?? For that price, they better have a bubble bath and a towel boy in there.

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  • EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You can ask for a team shower, in which case you each get separate showers for only one credit on your loyalty card, since you are taking turns driving the same truck.

    Or you can ask any other drivers if they have a spare credit, since OTR drivers normally end up with extra or unlimited for the month, depending on the chain. I used to use one just to shit in a private room sometimes.

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• MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh him? He’s not a driver.

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• whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What is this anti-brower bullshit?! If me and my bros want to have a shower together and wash out cock and balls that’s for us. It’s male bonding!

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is a brower a shower you take with your brother?

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    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      A shower you take with your bros!

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  one trucker, unlimited lot lizards tho, they know their customers.

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• Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So one truck driver and one whore is allowed. Gotcha

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I am appalled that I am required to limit myself to one whore at a time. Unless hookers are counted differently?

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    • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Right?! Image

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yep, lot lizards are accepted. You can have up to three of em in there.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As was ever thus.

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• odium@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  99 naked truckers at ram rest stop

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  this is class warfare

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They didn’t say anything about multiple teachers not being allowed in there.

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• FluorideMind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dang. I was just in Tipton Friday.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And I bet you had to shower alone.

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• pastermil@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  At first I thought that one trucker taking more than one shower is what prompted this.

  After reading the comments, I know it’s one shower taking more than one trucker…

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    One trucker taking at least one other trucker.

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    • pastermil@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      One trucker taking another trucker(s) in a shower.

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  5 showerheads, what a luxury… Anyway, could that be interpreted as a room with 5 showers for people of various heights?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    5 trucker at various heights

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• squid_slime@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Must be worried about scania drivers

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  • nobleshift@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nice burn. This is a quality shit post

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• stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Weird level of specificity there…

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