Found at a Tipton, IN truck stop.
“It’s okay. These two ain’t truck drivers.”
How to know you're in Indiana.
Submitted 8 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
Delphia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ralph Wiggum voice
“I’m a Grindr twink!”
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
frezik@midwest.social 8 months ago
“We carry cheap knives, illegal Chinese handheld radios, Thin Blue Line flag hats, and there’s trucker sechs in the back”.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Excuse me, but you forgot the heat lamp chicken tendies and the attached Arby’s.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
meth’s at pump #4. Ask for Jeetus
dev_null@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Good ol’ Beofang; who cares what the numbers say? Pick your favorite ones, no worries.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“What is Love’s? 🎶”
negativenull@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Not that kind of love
ReallyKinda@kbin.social 8 months ago
That’s a lot of nozzles
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Gotta do something to replace the second person.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Good showers and good food are how truck drivers pick your truck stop over the competition.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 months ago
I’m sorry, are you a truck driver!? So you know what it takes to get them clean??
someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I’m not, so what did it take to get them clean?
Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Pretty neat. Like a carwash kinda setup.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Spray me daddy~
Splatterphace@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Take a shower in 2 min flat bro
dragontangram88@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It probably saves money to share. Most places like that aren’t on timers. When I was living out of my car at the end of 2017, I used one of those showers for $15. If one traveler uses it, and has another traveler stand outside the door, they could probably switch places really quickly and split the cost of one shower. I don’t think they’re timed.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It also makes it much easier to fuck. You do it in the cab and people will see the rocking.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Start in the cab. Finish in the shower.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Most places like that aren’t on timers
I don’t think they’re timed
What I hear you saying is that there’s probably a temporal limitation.
watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
$15 for a shower?? For that price, they better have a bubble bath and a towel boy in there.
EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You can ask for a team shower, in which case you each get separate showers for only one credit on your loyalty card, since you are taking turns driving the same truck.
Or you can ask any other drivers if they have a spare credit, since OTR drivers normally end up with extra or unlimited for the month, depending on the chain. I used to use one just to shit in a private room sometimes.
MadBob@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Oh him? He’s not a driver.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
What is this anti-brower bullshit?! If me and my bros want to have a shower together and wash out cock and balls that’s for us. It’s male bonding!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is a brower a shower you take with your brother?
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
A shower you take with your bros!
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
one trucker, unlimited lot lizards tho, they know their customers.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So one truck driver and one whore is allowed. Gotcha
bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I am appalled that I am required to limit myself to one whore at a time. Unless hookers are counted differently?
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 8 months ago
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Yep, lot lizards are accepted. You can have up to three of em in there.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
As was ever thus.
odium@programming.dev 8 months ago
99 naked truckers at ram rest stop
Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
this is class warfare
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They didn’t say anything about multiple teachers not being allowed in there.
FluorideMind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Dang. I was just in Tipton Friday.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And I bet you had to shower alone.
pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
At first I thought that one trucker taking more than one shower is what prompted this.
After reading the comments, I know it’s one shower taking more than one trucker…
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
One trucker taking at least one other trucker.
pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
One trucker taking another trucker(s) in a shower.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 8 months ago
5 showerheads, what a luxury… Anyway, could that be interpreted as a room with 5 showers for people of various heights?
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
5 trucker at various heights
squid_slime@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Must be worried about scania drivers
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Weird level of specificity there…
Vespair@lemm.ee 8 months ago
So what I’m reading is a truck driver can invite as many guests as they want to shower with them there, so long as none of those guests are also truck drivers.
Weird rules for the orgy shower, but who am I to judge?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They just don’t want to be responsible for any little truck drivers.
Bonehead@kbin.social 8 months ago
These are gendered showers. I don't think that's going to be a problem...