All handy dandy

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now that’s a field trip - thanks Ms. Frizzle!

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  • pseudonym@monyet.cc ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was a blast

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    • HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m so glad I came

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Arnold still managed to screw it up

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We never got handjobs at my OLD school!

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    • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do you know they were getting and not giving? After all, giving is something the whole class can do (assuming they have at least one hand)

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• Zellith@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is it "handjob" or "hand job"?

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A hand job would be a handjob, but a hand job isn’t a handjob.

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    • HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A rusty trombone is not just a handjob. It’s anilingus at the same time. The rusty part is because the lips get covered in “rust” from the “mouth piece” of the metaphoric trombone.

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What I’m reading from this is: why not both?

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• meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is a big ass-mistake.

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Always a relevant XKCD

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    • accideath@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      xkcd.com/37/

      For those who don’t know it yet

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First handjob

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  • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mentoring Daily.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First hand job experience at disability mentoring day

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• intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unfortunately, now those students have been relieved on duty

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• A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m over here amazed with how many times I had to read the headline before my brain would register what was wrong. It’s time like this I can almost understand how stuff like this happens. Ha

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  • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same but I struggled to make any other sense of it, trying to understand how stuff like this happened

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re ready for the job market! (hand)

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Student Gets First Handjob

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• Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i mean it builds character

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• bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The easiest way to solve the editorial issue for a lot headlines like this is to simply ask a teenager to read it. Their reaction will tell you if it’s correct or not…

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• orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s “first-hand”. English is stupid. Sometimes two words don’t become compound. Sometimes they do become compound and there’s no space between them. Sometimes you use a hyphen. I’m really good at writing and I can’t always keep this shit straight.

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hyphens tend to drop over time. When’s the last time you saw someone refer to “e-mail”?

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    • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a different kind of use for hyphen though. The use of hyphen that I’m talking about is actually flexible, used as needed to turn any given multiple words into a single idea.

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First-hand-job

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• A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  firs thand

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s a reason wording and punctuation is important. For example: “let’s eat, Greg.” Vs “let’s eat Greg.”

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