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• polygon6121@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think you know exactly why they hired her 🍑

  But how is it feasable to smoke 80 cigarettes per day! A cigarette takes like 10 minutes to smoke if you don’t huff like a dragon. 80 cig x10 min = 800 min = ~13 hour smoking per day. You would not be able to keep any kind of job with a smoking schedule like that… Except maybe onlyfans…

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  • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Back in the old days (hangs onion from belt) we could smoke in the office. I knew a 3 pack a day smoker - Canada so 25 to a pack. The only way he could manage to do it is that he always had one in his hand. If he didn’t, he lit another one. That meant that he’d often put one down to do something, forget about it in the ashtray, and light another. I occasionally saw him with 3 going at once.

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    • owen@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sadly, I find this extraordinarily based

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This was extraordinarily common. It’s good that it’s slowly getting behind us (speaking as an ex smoker, thanks to ecigs, I never would have managed without that).

      I think the “people born after this date cannot buy cigarettes” laws are a good system, but it seems that the lobbyists are managing to kill most of those attempts.

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  • janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s half a carton (5 packs) a day some days. Even the most dedicated smokers I know only do about 2 packs a day. (I don’t smoke, but I used to sell them.)

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I used to smoke. I can’t imagine trying to pay for that many cigarettes every single day.

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  • TehWorld@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had a roommate in college whose mom would smoke 2-3 packs a day. She’d light a new one off of the dying ember of the last one. Chain smoker.

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    • mipadaitu@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s way cheaper if you only have to use one match a day.

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  • optissima@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you are hitting 2 cigs at once it becomes a much more feasible goal

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A cigarette takes like 10 minutes to smoke if you don’t huff like a dragon

    Not at all my experience

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    • THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yea op is not thinking about cigs

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  • THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    10 minutes what are you doing with it blud ?

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• fluxion@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  19 and she’s already up to 4 packs/day. This woman has 0 self-control and his heading for a very early death.

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lung cancer speed run any%

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  • Raxiel@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Adicts gonna addict

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• AstralPath@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine if your ass and your smoking habit are the basis of your personality? Just wow.

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  • foggy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey don’t forget fitness/health

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• friend_of_satan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • owen@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah. Once I got to the word ‘smoking’ I lost it. She’s like a Tim Robinson’s I Think You Should Leave skit.

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    • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This. I mean the smoke-life tattoos, the joke that she’s “smoking hot”, the very idea of a 4-5 pack a day fitness instructor being absurd. As a person, she sounds unbearable but 10/10 as a comedy bit.

      I’m thinking “Smoke Yoga” for a follow-up skit, legs behind her head with a cig held in her toes (get that feet weirdos demographic too).

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  • LazaroFilm@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s infuryfor Op because he was a member of the gym she worked at and it smelled of smoke.

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• Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh wow, that tattoo says “shake, smoke, smile”. Sounds like she really is dedicated to the craft…

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  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you’re smoking, use more lube.

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• Carighan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is this “mildly infuriating”? That they kept her around for so long? 😅

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  • Lanusensei87@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of r/mildlyinfuriating where nothing ever posted there was mildly infuriating lol.

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    • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s just reddit in general, I feel like

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• XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That explains the yellow as fuck teeth

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  On her part, that’s what addiction looks like. She has a health problem.

  On the gym part, not firing her on the first day is unacceptable.

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• fannymcslap@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sweet jesus I have to hope this is fake, this is insane

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rage bait.

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• doublejay1999@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And you made a new account just to share with us .

  I don’t believe a word of it .

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  • HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This exact post has been floating around Reddit for at least a few months. Looks like ragebait.

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    • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Much longer than that. I’m sure I saw it on there a year or two ago.

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  • magic_lobster_party@kbin.run ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably to avoid doxing themselves.

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s some yellow ass teeth.

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• SteefLem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  80-90 sigarets a day?? Damn thats a moving chimney

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  4.5 packs a day. That's about $50.00, and a fast track to lung cancer, like really REALLY fast. How is she affording $1500.00 a month?
  That ugly ass is nothing but nicotine and cancer cells.
  What an ugly, selfish and rude person.

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• Jackthelad@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Struggling with the juxtaposition of a chain-smoking fitness instructor.

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