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19 and she’s already up to 4 packs/day. This woman has 0 self-control and his heading for a very early death.
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Submitted 8 months ago by hmx15@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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fluxion@lemmy.world 8 months ago
dingus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lung cancer speed run any%
Raxiel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Adicts gonna addict
AstralPath@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Imagine if your ass and your smoking habit are the basis of your personality? Just wow.
foggy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hey don’t forget fitness/health
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
[deleted]owen@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Yeah. Once I got to the word ‘smoking’ I lost it. She’s like a Tim Robinson’s I Think You Should Leave skit.
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This. I mean the smoke-life tattoos, the joke that she’s “smoking hot”, the very idea of a 4-5 pack a day fitness instructor being absurd. As a person, she sounds unbearable but 10/10 as a comedy bit.
I’m thinking “Smoke Yoga” for a follow-up skit, legs behind her head with a cig held in her toes (get that feet weirdos demographic too).
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s infuryfor Op because he was a member of the gym she worked at and it smelled of smoke.
Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Oh wow, that tattoo says “shake, smoke, smile”. Sounds like she really is dedicated to the craft…
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
If you’re smoking, use more lube.
Carighan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why is this “mildly infuriating”? That they kept her around for so long? 😅
Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Reminds me of r/mildlyinfuriating where nothing ever posted there was mildly infuriating lol.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
That’s just reddit in general, I feel like
XEAL@lemm.ee 8 months ago
That explains the yellow as fuck teeth
marcos@lemmy.world 8 months ago
On her part, that’s what addiction looks like. She has a health problem.
On the gym part, not firing her on the first day is unacceptable.
fannymcslap@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Sweet jesus I have to hope this is fake, this is insane
Damage@feddit.it 8 months ago
Rage bait.
doublejay1999@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And you made a new account just to share with us .
I don’t believe a word of it .
HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 8 months ago
This exact post has been floating around Reddit for at least a few months. Looks like ragebait.
Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Much longer than that. I’m sure I saw it on there a year or two ago.
magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 8 months ago
Probably to avoid doxing themselves.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
That’s some yellow ass teeth.
SteefLem@lemmy.world 8 months ago
80-90 sigarets a day?? Damn thats a moving chimney
Zier@fedia.io 8 months ago
4.5 packs a day. That's about $50.00, and a fast track to lung cancer, like really REALLY fast. How is she affording $1500.00 a month?
That ugly ass is nothing but nicotine and cancer cells.
What an ugly, selfish and rude person.Jackthelad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Struggling with the juxtaposition of a chain-smoking fitness instructor.
polygon6121@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think you know exactly why they hired her 🍑
But how is it feasable to smoke 80 cigarettes per day! A cigarette takes like 10 minutes to smoke if you don’t huff like a dragon. 80 cig x10 min = 800 min = ~13 hour smoking per day. You would not be able to keep any kind of job with a smoking schedule like that… Except maybe onlyfans…
DrBob@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Back in the old days (hangs onion from belt) we could smoke in the office. I knew a 3 pack a day smoker - Canada so 25 to a pack. The only way he could manage to do it is that he always had one in his hand. If he didn’t, he lit another one. That meant that he’d often put one down to do something, forget about it in the ashtray, and light another. I occasionally saw him with 3 going at once.
owen@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Sadly, I find this extraordinarily based
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This was extraordinarily common. It’s good that it’s slowly getting behind us (speaking as an ex smoker, thanks to ecigs, I never would have managed without that).
I think the “people born after this date cannot buy cigarettes” laws are a good system, but it seems that the lobbyists are managing to kill most of those attempts.
janNatan@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
That’s half a carton (5 packs) a day some days. Even the most dedicated smokers I know only do about 2 packs a day. (I don’t smoke, but I used to sell them.)
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I used to smoke. I can’t imagine trying to pay for that many cigarettes every single day.
TehWorld@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I had a roommate in college whose mom would smoke 2-3 packs a day. She’d light a new one off of the dying ember of the last one. Chain smoker.
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s way cheaper if you only have to use one match a day.
optissima@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you are hitting 2 cigs at once it becomes a much more feasible goal
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Not at all my experience
THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Yea op is not thinking about cigs
THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 8 months ago
10 minutes what are you doing with it blud ?