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Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • loie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Did not expect to learn this today or any day really but definitely not today

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This guy gal fucks.

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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      • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        No, no I just pretty much ruined sex for me by myself. Thanks for trying to cheer me up though.

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  • Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      do you set out to look dumber with every content or is it just happenstance?

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      • ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        It’s either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I’ve seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.

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  • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.

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      • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?

        Nothing wrong with vanilla, if you’re happy with what you are, that’s all that counts.

        I enjoy the excitement of group sex and having sex with different partners. I don’t orgasm with other people, so for me it’s just the novel excitement and intimacy. But because I enjoy it doesn’t mean anyone else needs to.

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  • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      [deleted]

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      • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Currently smashing that like button

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I didn’t think pain kink is common. As a guy, if my partner seems in pain I instantly lose half my erection out of worry that I hurt them.

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  • timestatic@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Damn, I didn’t expect to get this insightful knowledge about womens takes on DP today!

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• Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s “could have”, amigo. Never, ever “could of”

  Wait, unless you want to say “Could ‘of’ be the word you’re looking for?”

  Ok in that one case. But that needs the little quote mark thingies. So no, never, ever “could of”

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  • airbreather@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I could of course say this as well. It’s clearer with additional punctuation like “I could, of course, […]”, but I don’t think the comma-free version is technically incorrect (anymore, if it ever was).

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    • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Excellent example!

      I’m wracking my brains trying to think of another but I think you got the best one!

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  • Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Obvious troll is obvious

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    • EvilCartyen@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Man’s helping you not look stupid and you’re calling him a troll, amigo.

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Congratulations, you’re dumb as fuck!

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• Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  She’s an only fans thot, this is just advertising to her simps

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• shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  that depends on their definition of double penetration

  is it two holes at once?

  or is it two dicks in one hole?

  the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely

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  • wildcardology@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    DP = ass and vag

    DAP = two dicks in ass

    DVP = two dicks in vag

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    • Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      DVD = digital video disk

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    • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey

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      • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Gobble gobble

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  • gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    i think it’s someones dick in the vagina and someone elses dick in the asshole

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    • Fish@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I guess you will have to do your research to find out which type of dp applies to this specific scenario.

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      not always

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• foggianism@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  She is pondering to her male fanbase.

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  • tehmics@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Pandering

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    • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      No, she’s pondering her male fanbase, the way one ponders orbs

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      • zedgeist@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        What kind of orbs might one ponder of a male fanbase? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s

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  • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You’re right. Lemme call some people…

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