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B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is somewhat similar to my raw attraction to toxic women. I once had a woman casually say mid-blowjob, “I could totally bite your cock off right now.” I giggled like Ralph Wiggum and then we had mind blowing sex.

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  • disorderly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you ever wrote a book I’d leave it on my coffee table as a conversation piece.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It could be a group project.

      I also had a toxic partner and amazing sex stint. We called ourselves Sid and Nancy as a joke, but also because it was definitely heading towards both of us in a filthy hotel room (again), drunk and high (again), and someone accidentally dies (first time!). We both nicknamed each other the fucking safe word for society, and still missed the signs.

      She went on to write a bunch of songs about it. I married a sort-of friend of the ex who is non-toxic, but also amazing with the sex. And who every time she sees a certain type of woman with trashy makeup on, says “oh, she looks like (name of ex)” as a rib to me.

      Yeah. Good times.

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  • TipRing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:

    Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me! Me: Dude, the last to girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail. Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill. Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you.

    Two weeks later Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down. Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.

    But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.

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      • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.

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    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That feel when no fight club gf

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      • AmyAye@nord.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “If this is your first date, you have to fight.”

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    • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fight club crazy counts as crazy good in bed

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I need a legit survey of women who haven’t thought about this at least once.

    I’m convinced it’s half the appeal of oral sex. “I could be your last with a chomp and a twist, but you’re too horny to care”.

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    • tigermountain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m not sure I want to think about this too much.

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    • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Eh ring gags are a thing and that’s arousing for a lot of ppl too

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    • ttayh@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just asked the missus, she said no (unfortunately)

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s through the grace of seeking Dommes that I freed myself from my self destructive instinct towards dangerous and toxic women lol. Thankfully these days I’m married to a dangerous but completely nontoxic woman, because I really can’t handle the “picking fights out of boredom” type behavior

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• urthoughtsrbad@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hopefully all these people can find eachother! Romantically walk off into the sun.

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  • B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hope they’d wear sunscreen 😦

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably not Benjamin

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Suddenly feel like giving a sloppy toppy

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    • X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Given the Parker Solar Probe, I’m confident it’ll never happen.

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• Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Asking what the Spanish word for tortilla is a valid question.

  If you ordered a ‘tortilla’ in Spain, you would get an omelette, not a flatbread.

  This comment section is like the bellcurve meme.

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tortilla is tortilla in Spanish. Only in Spain, were just a fraction of Spanish speakers live, tortilla is a potato dish.

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    • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Potatoes, omelettes, and flatbread? Eh, it’s still food.

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, false friends (loan words that don’t mean what they mean in the other language) are super common.

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    • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “embarrassed” is not “embarazo”

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Mixing those up would certainly be embarassing, though :D

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• bumblefumble@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To be fair to the last comment: The Pink Panther could be either a leopard or a jaguar, it isn’t clear which one.

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think they are called himbos

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rescuing the gene pool, one moron at a time

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  to the person posting in the image: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

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