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B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is somewhat similar to my raw attraction to toxic women. I once had a woman casually say mid-blowjob, “I could totally bite your cock off right now.” I giggled like Ralph Wiggum and then we had mind blowing sex.

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  • disorderly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you ever wrote a book I’d leave it on my coffee table as a conversation piece.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • TipRing@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:

    Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me! Me: Dude, the last to girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail. Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill. Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you.

    Two weeks later Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down. Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.

    But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.

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    • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fight club crazy counts as crazy good in bed

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.

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      • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.

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    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That feel when no fight club gf

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      • AmyAye@nord.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “If this is your first date, you have to fight.”

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I need a legit survey of women who haven’t thought about this at least once.

    I’m convinced it’s half the appeal of oral sex. “I could be your last with a chomp and a twist, but you’re too horny to care”.

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• bumblefumble@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  To be fair to the last comment: The Pink Panther could be either a leopard or a jaguar, it isn’t clear which one.

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Rescuing the gene pool, one moron at a time

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• urthoughtsrbad@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hopefully all these people can find eachother! Romantically walk off into the sun.

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  • B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hope they’d wear sunscreen 😦

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably not Benjamin

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Suddenly feel like giving a sloppy toppy

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    • X@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Given the Parker Solar Probe, I’m confident it’ll never happen.

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