Comment on Mermaid

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.

  I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pet the bovine cadaver coward.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mmm, beef patty.

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  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    oh hey a cute living cow pat pat

    dissociates

    oh hey a yummy looking dead cow

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Living cow: i pets moo cow Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow

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    • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A living cow: pet pet -

      With my axe!

      Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They were all alive at some point

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First one, then the other! The order is important…

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• Prathas@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pet/food decisions are mostly based on carnivore/herbivore type. Eating carnivorous animals poisons us over time, among other issues.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How on Earth is it poison…

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    • Prathas@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bioaccumulation of mercury, lead, etc., or too many vitamins: the more organisms in total eaten on the way to the one you eat. Herbivores have significantly fewer. A few bites of polar bear liver will send you into acute vitamin A overdose with permanent effects, if not death. Another one: Why Don’t We Eat Carnivores?

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      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ah, natures way of creating teams in a deathmatch?

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• j_z@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  👆

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• Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet

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  • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about a scorpion?

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they’re basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty.

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  • toxicbubble@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    human?

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s 2026, doesn’t everyone eat ass?

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      • X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’d pet them if they aren’t angry but I can’t say I’ve thought of eating donkeys. Necessity of survival, perhaps?

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just depends on how hungry you are.

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  • Prathas@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, most of the toxins were discovered and recorded by people who observed the desperate, effectively.

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• musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If it sings with you then it’s a friend, if it doesn’t then it’s food.

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