Comment on Mermaid

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.

  I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pet the bovine cadaver coward.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mmm, beef patty.

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• j_z@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  👆

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  First one, then the other! The order is important…

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• Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet

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  • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What about a scorpion?

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they’re basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty.

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  • toxicbubble@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    human?

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It’s 2026, doesn’t everyone eat ass?

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