Comment on Mermaid

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Zkuld@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Same way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess

  source

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.

    I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.

    source

    • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      oh hey a cute living cow pat pat

      dissociates

      oh hey a yummy looking dead cow

      source
    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pet the bovine cadaver coward.

      source

      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Mmm, beef patty.

        source
  • j_z@feddit.nu ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    👆

    source
  • Janx@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    First one, then the other! The order is important…

    source
  • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet

    source

    • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What about a scorpion?

      source

      • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They’re really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they’re basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty.

        source
    • toxicbubble@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      human?

      source

      • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s 2026, doesn’t everyone eat ass?

        source