Donald has only got one ball
Bannon has two but very small
Miller has something similar
And Johnson, he has none at all
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I feel like we just need to make the most absurdist fucking bets at this point.
like that actually Barron is Putins kid and that Trump has a micropenis and one ball
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
very well adapted. it still scans. six thumbs up
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can’t do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don’t get justice or help.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
There are no victims in this. Only 2 presidents making sweet, sweet oral sex.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
The fucked up penis to fascist pipeline is real
dumbass@piefed.social 2 days ago
How about, We find out through some means that Musk’s father is actually Pol Pot.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Im putting money on Trump coming out as bi just so he can enter the history books as the first LGBT president… And then hide behind LGBT to protect him against any and all criticism.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 days ago
Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid
The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
He gets it from his tall mom. Jane Lynch. Don’t shoot the messenger!
halvar@lemy.lol 2 days ago
Trump has only got one ball Vance has two but oh so small Rubio is rather sim’lar But poor old Bondi has no balls at all
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 2 days ago
one ball
Like Hitler?
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Personally, I’m floating the theory that Trump was involved with both Hilary and Bill for a period of time. When Hilary broke it off, Don was heartbroken, causing his reflexive swing to the right to counter her perceived leftness. This theory is strengthened by his inability to let go of anything she does, he still blames her for the loss of his only true emotional connection, and it’s also why his wife always looks so distant. She knows that he still longs for those balmy 90s nights where the boys wore nothing but a power tie and a saxophone and Hilary, her signature suit.
Sorry.
bufalo1973@piefed.social 2 days ago
Or maybe Hillary made Bill cut with Donald and that’s why he hates her.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Hillary emailed the pics to Putin because she was jealous.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
He didn’t fuck Hillary. He ain’t bangin’ no old broad.