And I just hate every straw because they change the texture of the bubbles, which I realize it’s a very autistic thing to say
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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 23 hours ago
it’s weird how presumably neurotypical people complain about paper straws feeling weird, but my autistic ass couldn’t give less of a shit about their texture.
do you chew on them, or what?
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
The odd time I end up eating fast food and getting a paper straw, it’s the fact that it goes mushy before I finish my drink. I think that’s the texture issue people are talking about.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 22 hours ago
that takes like half an hour though, and affects the bottom end.
fascicle@leminal.space 22 hours ago
Depends on the straw, there are some pretty bad ones and done decent ones
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
The ones I’ve used have gone mushy in half that time
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 hours ago
Skill issue either way
Drink faster noobs
TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Out of curiosity, what businesses are you getting these straws from? The few times I got a paper straw I didn’t really notice an issue other than the texture on my lips. I wonder if those companies are just skipping on the quality. The good paper straws probably cost more than the plastic ones right now and I’d bet their trying to meet the same margins, or tighter.
merc@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
The really bad experiences I’ve had with straws is at movie theatres. In that case you’re given a pretty big drink in a flimsy cup, and you’re slowly drinking it over a couple of hours.
There’s no way that the paper straw holds up in those circumstances. You also don’t want to drink without the straw, because the cup is so flimsy that if you try to drink from it like a regular cup/glass it’s likely to collapse. I have permanent metal / rubber straws at home, but of course I never remember to bring them with me when I go to a movie, since I only go a couple of times a year.
The only solution I’ve found is to take 3-4 paper straws with me, and change them out over the course of the movie.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Fast food implies fast drink, you’re not supposed to let it soak in there like it’s a hot tub.
LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
I think it’s called fast food because it’s delivered to you quickly, not because you’re supposed to shove it down your gullet fast…
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Lies!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 hours ago
I mean it’s both, it was supposed to be something you can get on a short lunch break
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Yes, because nobody ever took their drink to go after finishing their meal.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
They have free refills
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
my autistic ass
your ass has autism?
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
Asstism if you will.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I’ve heard of ass burgers before…
arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 19 hours ago
Even if it does, straws are not really meant for it anyways.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 20 hours ago
It used to be ass burgers, but they redefined the ass spectrum.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 20 hours ago
Idk about you but my ass has burgers
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Not all autism are the same, some with autism will hyperfix on the environment and not give a shit about the texture.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
I think they’ve gotten better, or the ones a lot of people are familiar with are just kinda miserable. I’m most familiar with the ones from when I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom like fifteen years ago. They were texturally kinda strange and would get mushy at the top partway through an American-sized soda. They used those straws because the regular plastic ones could have been harmful to some of the animals in the park and I was lead to believe that those straws were pretty common in zoos in general.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
I think there was only one time that I had a paper straw and thought that it was good enough. But it felt… expensive? In my mouth. Like you could tell they hated to have to shell out for that.
smh@slrpnk.net 21 hours ago
Not neurotypical, but yes, I do chew on them.
I ended up going with silicone straws in my household. Mine open up down the side so you can run your finger up them for easy cleaning.
The metal and hard plastic ones suck for chewing on.
runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 hours ago
We have metal ones with a silicone nib on the end. Perfect for chewing on.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
do you chew on them, or what?
Maybe… Is it that weird?
I always chewed on pens in school too. Hmm.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 18 hours ago
I don’5 really understand complains about paper straws, i never had problems with them!
~Also there is the nice bonus that after drinking i can chew them while i walk to the trash can~
JamieDub86@piefed.social 59 minutes ago
My only problem with them is you need a spare.
That and why is there still a plastic lid, and I dont think that the cup is recyclable due to the coating.