Anon reflects on a mistake

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• ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You pulled out porn in a room crowded with family. Is there a Darwin-Freud hybrid award?

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  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Live for the thrill, let the weak perish.

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    • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And let’s just define “weak” right now to be anything less than cranking your hog to phone porn using one of those cute neck lanyard stands while simultaneously playing MGS3 on your bro’s 15 year old gaming machine. king shit.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I am the way to go. I am the way of the future.

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  • 11111one11111@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That award goes to the dude who made the green text about how he would start jerking off and before he came would call for his heavy set mom like there was a fire and would race to the “finish line” before his mom got to his room.

    I mean not exactly freud-darwin but if that award is actually an award for people who shouldnt procreate for the betterment of the species he gets my award

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    • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess we’ll just call it the 4chan award

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• CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Call me a prude but if you’re unable to wait until you’re not in a family group setting to look up pornography, you have a problematic relationship with pornography.

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or with your family…

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    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why not both? 🤷‍♂️

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    • InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then assert dominance by watching incest porn

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• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My mother once borrowed my phone when I was a teen and said the >99 tabs of futanari hentai doujins I had open in my browser were

  “… Expressive …”

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She liked them.

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    • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks, I’ll add that to the pile of thoughts I wish I could unthink.

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• regdog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Alright, here is a story: One time a member of my family was showing my vacation pictures on their phone. Swipe, swipe, swipe - beach, hotel, restaurant etc. all very normal stuff. Then suddenly there is a picture there that was clearly intended to be seen only by that family member and their partner. Swipe on to the next picture - a normal one again. Continue on like nothing happened.

  Both of us never acknowledge that. I never told that to my friends or family. I am going to take that secret to my (non-internet) grave.

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  • tiramichu@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not acknowledging it was for sure the only appropriate move.

    You weren’t meant to see it, and I’m sure said family member is quietly grateful you pretended like you didn’t.

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But did you crank your hog to it later?

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  • SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    C’mon you gotta tell us which family member!

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was their member.

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• DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just pointing out, if you’re sitting on a couch, the couch’s back rest is blocking the mirror at the level your phone is at. I guess if the room is standing just at the right distance they could see it but I find it to be likely BS.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mirror mounted behind couch, people standing would get the angle to the phone.

    Image

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• EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Honestly correct reaction, everyone there just kinda let it fall down a memory hole, which is what should happen when uncomfortable sex stuff happens between family members

  If this were reddit, there’d be like 30 comments about how anonny made people unwilling participants in his kink and should be sentenced to death or something

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  • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, if he did that on purpose that would be a dick move, but otherwise… do onto others as you would have them do to you.

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• TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  who looks at porn on their phone?

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  See I was a teenage girl reading RimmerxLister on FF.net under the Christmas tree so my main takeaway from this is that “men are just more visual” is just what gets the male porn addicts caught.

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  • Ironrod@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Oh, Listy” “Oh, Rimsy”

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anon needs help

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Situational awareness, Grasshopper.

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