That lettuce doesn’t know I’ve been training my whole life for this moment

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Your latest meal gave you explosive diarrhea.

  All of my meals give me explosive diarrhea.

  We are not the same.

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• SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can go lower than gas station hot dog

  vending machine

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  • Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Vending machine tuna fish salad sandwich.

    I think that’s my low.

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    • ivan@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve definitely had periods of depression food, but the one time I had to spend first half of day on white throne and be scared to fart for second half of day was after going to a fancy restaurant. 🌝

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Brain worms

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Vending machine full of snack, I guess a snickers has nuts…

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Would you like a bite of my egg salad?

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    • abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Mine was summer sausage I brought camping with me one time. Idk what happened to it but I was worshipping the porcelain god for a week.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s Subway, not gas station.

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    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve eaten their meatball sandwiches which if you know anything about sub shops, that sauce is probably a 3 year old master stock of frozen meatballs reheated every day.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There’s a Subway in the gas station near my house.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s not a “gas station hot dog.” Say its name, bitch. It’s called a Big Bite. With free “chili” and nacho “cheese” straight from the whirring mechanical under. And you’re not having a Big Bite without a Big Gulp.

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Big gulps, huh?

    youtu.be/N_j5tDuakKU

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh I’ll give you a big gulp.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Gee, Billy, TWO wieners?”

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s a lite lunch. More of a 4 weiner guy myself

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As someone who’s had IBS for 30+ years Image

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Had a friend who regularly ate gas station sushi. He’s still alive.

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  • dukatos@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    but is that a life worth living?

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• Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  @cannedtuna Heck yeah. I ate a gas station hotdog last week.

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• Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You don’t put salad in your hotdog?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not usually lettuce. Mainly diced onion, possibly diced tomato. Though a nice chopped iceberg lettuce would be good imo, it’s usually not an available hot dog topping in most places.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Anyone else here never had the shits? Like never actually had any food poisoning?

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  • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    everyones had food poisoning at least once, just at different durations and so it went away and they were never diagnised

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    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I never had one.

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