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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Weird shit you did as a kid go:

    I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)

    Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.

    Too young to nut.

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?

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      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Now you go.

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    • Master_Suck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Gaming related?

      I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda.

      I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground.

      I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3.

      Non-gaming?

      No way in hell. Those die with me.

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    • titter@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Freud voice now tell us about, the peasant . . . A.K.A. your mother…?

      Dr Ruth voice The Penis… …

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    • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When i was a wee little crusty teenager i was in detention and my phone got taken away but thankfully i had an old samsung which had like android 2 originally installed with some goofy ass rom that ported 7 onto it which was im pretty sure the newest at that point and i used it to wank. It had like a 2 inch screen but all i needed is something suggesting that there was something slightly suggestive on the screen. If i hadnt done this i would have probably burst with cum or something cause i was one crusty ass teenager.

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      • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        i was in detention

        Your detention was not at all like our detention. Was it not supervised? Or public? Or in a group? Were you shut in a cupboard? Was this really detention or

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Honest answer?

    First time I wrote my own mod.

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  • Sarothazrom@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    100%ing Silksong, probably

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  • Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oof where to begin. Night elf guard lady NPCs. The anaphomorphic bunny lady with the crotch curtain in final fantasy, dont remember which one. Vampire the masquerade: bloodlines, Velvet the toreador at Vesuvius. Jeanette the Makavian. If you waited long enough in dialogue they would start looking around and then spring back, causing a boob shake.

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  • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just what Rockstar wanted, to “provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment”.

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And just a liiiitle bit of shame

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I once cranked my hog to the assassin in Diablo II.

    I’m dead fucking serious.

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Mate we gotta do what we gotta do to release the poison

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      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Poison is more of an Andariel thing…

        Blood Raven and Andariel were voiced by Nancy Drew!

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      • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        *venom

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    • wangaBanga@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In a moment of desperation, I once used Cammy from Street Fighter as a go-to. All she had to do was stand there… So yes, I believe you. :/

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      • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        LOL. You just unlocked a memory. I discovered that while playing on sega genesis, I could remove the game cartridge by just yanking it up and that would cause the screen to freeze. If you did it right the picture would still be good, like a screenshot.

        Anyway I used that playing as Cammy because her winning pose. Well you know, she turns to the side after a second.

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      • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Street characters have always been thirst traps. I got the whole of the imternet and still chose that rout sometimes…

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did you attempt to put more armor in your pack then you could hold?

      I think one of the responses was “Now, where would I put this?”

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    • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hey man, when mom threw away the Sears catalogue, you had to do what you had to do.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have my greatest gaming moment on video!

    I managed to land Valentina on the Mun in Kerbal Space Program only due to the game’s insane physics simulation and a well timed explosion rigbt in front of her slowing her down JUST ENOUGH to not die upon hitting the ground.

    youtu.be/v2CdIZXO0tQ

    It’s the entire mission from launch to landing, so I’d skip to around the 23/24 minute mark for the good part.

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    • amda@feddit.nl ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That was in fact an incredible landing! The glitchy ragdoll made it even better

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    …Does hurling slurs and insults at Elon’s twitter account, right after he accidentally bought it, and thus in all likelihood being directly banned by him personally, count?

    Its the actual only thing I’ve ever used Twitter for.

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had the sims 2 on my ps2 and I used the costume box to get two of the girls naked and had them make out and rapturbated to it.

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Classic move 😂

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Amateur. I learned how to unlock the GTA SA hot coffee mode, which they somehow never fully removed.

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    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I disticntly recall how I found out about the “hot coffee” mode - dear old dad was having a moral panic about me owning the game, because he had heard of this Hot Coffee mod that would make the characters naked or some such thing.

      I gently had to explain to dad: “You do know I’m 24, right? I have conplete unfettered access to the internet connection in my house that I pay for myself, and have you noticed there is a nice young woman who comes over all the time? The one standing over there trying not to laugh? She takes her clothes off too.”

      I never bothered to figure out how to unlock it. I have the steam version now, can it be patched too?

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      • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I bet it could be patched by I hadn’t checked in forever. It’s actually more than nudity, though- it’s like a sex minigame attached to the dating mechanics. You can see why it was dummies out, lol

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For me it was basically gaming itself in the 2000-2010. There was a really strong sense of communities and private servers all doing their thing, which for you felt like home. Especially counter-strike 1.6. Nowadays it’s just centralized boring mess where people care about ranking and seemingly half play for gambling.

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  • vane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    GOURANGA!

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