Thank goodness, no Hantavirus.

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• Cyclist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anal fissure and chronic diarrhea qualify this as a shitpost.

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  • Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I may be so bold, I say it is top notch!

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  HIV, HPV, spooky vaginosis
  Sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious

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  • Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That old saying, YOLO!

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Any YOLO’s a goal-o.

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Supercalifragilisticexpalidocoius?

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• Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• lennee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  balls twisted AND on fire

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• green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  they misspelt hentaivirus

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  • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s what killed my family computer growing up.

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  • Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lolololImage

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t mind fake posts when they at least try.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i also like them when they tee up good jokes in the comments.

    the best comedians don’t take every punchline. sometimes they set them up for other folk to tell the punchline to the joke, and it’s funnier that way. the role is called The Straight Man (and as an absurdist NB Bi dude it’s really amusing to play The Straight Man)

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was implying whoever made this didn’t really try. So it kind of annoyed me.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know this has been around for a while, but is this dude for real? I know it was originally COVID, but this guy is a moron.

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    • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This guy is like a quarter of the people I work with.

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hope not

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      isn’t he a Cain Award winner?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am an American

    I make my own choices

    I stand strong!

    dies

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• chunes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  the idea of needing a test to know whether you have chronic diarrhea is sending me

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So like, one of the poop tests measures (I think specific gravity?) in meters per second. And all I have thought about the past 30 years in a tiny corner of my brain is lab techs racing poops

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  • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or anal fissure.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just checked your test results. You have Chronic Dying Disease. I’m so sorry, you have somewhere under 90 years to live. Have you been bicycling? It’s the only way i can think of to get test results like this

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  • Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ITT: ITT

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh I’ll in your thread you

    Yeah that didn’t work at all I’ll come in again

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you barely survive the Renfaire Fuckpocalypse.

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You didn’t take your daily dose of Ivermectine?

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh no, you’ve got diarrhea AIDS!

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• A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hanta is scary shit, has been a thing in my country for a long, long time, fortunately, is not easy to get, impossible I the city, you have to got to the natural habitat of a specific mice.

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• Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bubonic plague is easy to treat with subs general antibiotics, you were very lucky.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  HANTAVIRUS???
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