Thar she blows

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• Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Getting ready to do this test right now!

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s how I look at patients when I’m encouraging them

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes. Vaguely aroused but also annoyed.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh yeah that’s the stuff - now just hold that pose for a few seconds, I’m almost there…

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just don’t lick your fingers afterwards

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Gotta love being responsible for sexual priorities. Never rare, never gets old

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• Sergio@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Worst bong ever.

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  • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s obviously a vape, with a dosage printout

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is there a joke?

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah these are fun. Men (and some women) in my family have hearty lung capacity. My dad was a lifelong smoker and always passed this for respirator use during his annual physical. I actually surprised a nurse once with the highest score she’d seen in 20 years on the job. It’s not particularly useful, unless one of us wishes to be heard from about a county away lol.

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• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Long day? Dented cranium keeping you down? Well head on down to Melva’s High Tech Seances where we’ll let you kill a ghost with your own breath. Do not inhale while using the device as your own soul will be destroyed.

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  POV you drunkenly sent messages on TEAMS and how HR has a lockout device on your laptop

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• pageflight@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are people not trusted to pinch their own noses?

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  • geekwithsoul@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Serious answer: having been subjected to this by my pulmonologist annually for years, they do multiple runs (often including runs after a rescue inhaler is administered), and it’s about precisely comparing the results - so no, they don’t trust people to pinch their own noses 🙂

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is just marketing material from Big Nose Pincher

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  • Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Raising soft palate > pinching

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• buttmasterflex@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Man, I hated doing that for OSHA respirator clearance

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A measurement technique that doubles as a score is absolutely terrible.

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• friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  When the Breathalyzer shows high blood alcohol content, my dead mother shows up to judge me for it

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Acshuallly - the patient should sit in a little glass booth with closed door, and I have no idea why

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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