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No turning left on this left turn only lane.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Decoy321@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure it’s saying you can’t turn left onto the road to the left of the intersection. Looks like some pretty bad road design.

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    • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I didn’t realize we were here to play geoguessr but you win!

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      • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m gonna say it’s easy when the street names are in the photo.

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      • batucada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Mr 305 ova’ere

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    • bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I understand the intent from your graphic, but given the signage, I would not have known what they expected of me.

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      • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The painting on the road should indicate a 45° left instead of 90° left.

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re absolutely correct. I just thought it made for a funny photo. It’s very on brand for this city to do dumb shit like this.

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      • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve been confused and made dangerous choices in traffic for less stupid reasons. Not trying to deflect all blame but considering the lowest common denominator, road construction and signs really need to pay much more attention to the limits of the human brain.

        Half of us have an IQ below 100 and we could be driving in darkness, with rain pouring down and facing traffic that shines its headlights into our eyes. The road needs to have an affordance that suggests to the driver how to drive correctly, instead of causing confusion when you already have a lot of traffic to keep track of

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    • takeda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bad road design for sure, but the sign still could be better. For example they could make a custom sign, draw the intersection and mark explicitly that you can’t turn to Oakwood.

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      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or just have the sign arrow be more than 90°

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    • hazeebabee@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is exactly the type of content i was hoping for when i clicked on the comments. Thank you for all you hard work sluthing for an explination of a random photo. Its truly gods work that your doing.

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  • helmet91@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Apart from what some commenters already pointed out (about the orientation of the roads there), I’m not sure how it’s going in the US, but in Europe, we have a hierarchy, where the sign on a pole takes precedence over the sign painted on the road.

    The hierarchy is:

    1. Police officers hand signs
    2. Traffic lights
    3. Signs on a pole
    4. Signs painted on the road

    Is there such a thing in the US?

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    • GiddyGap@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is there such a thing in the US?

      Yeah.

      1. Whatever the heck I want, because "ma freedom"
      2. Police officer’s hand signs
      3. Traffic lights
      4. Signs on a pole
      5. Signs painted on the road
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    • bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      in Europe, we have a hierarchy

      This is definitely not true for all of Europe. In Germany, for instance, signs on roads have equal precedence to signs on poles.

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      • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What do you do if they contradict?

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    • MeanEYE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lately the trend is for temporary signs to have yellow background instead of white. So if you see road construction you’ll see a yellow background sign.

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      • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Orange you sure that construction signs shouldn’t be a different color?

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh, I was always told the yellow signs are suggestions

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sometimes construction makes for unexpected detours.

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    • Octopus1348@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They really said “fuck that house in particular!”

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gotta jump that roof like a ramp

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      • lemmegogo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The guy that owns that white car already fell into this trap and got stuck, said screw it, parked, and just moved into the house.

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    • reverendsteveii@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      that’s the sign for “make a new friend in a yellow house with red shingles”

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  • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a detour…you have to drive through the bush.

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  • vivadanang@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Florida. No other explanation needed.

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For real. It’s not even the dumbest shit I’ve seen today.

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I overheard someone in a court house trying to argue with who I assumed was their assigned counsel that it’s totally legal to enter on an off ramp, as long as you’re going in reverse.

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    • uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gators?

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  • EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hi neighbor … we should really make /c/miami

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m surprised it doesn’t already exist. Do you want the honors? I already mod a few groups here, I can easily help with that too.

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      • EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Do eet! I don’t have the time to run ANOTHER community

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I knew it. I said “I’ve only seen road design this bad in one so-called state.”

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      • EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Miami dade exists in it’s own state separate from Florida …

        a state of chaos (and it’s constant)

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    • spader312@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll join

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  • user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s Miami. Nobody pays attention to street signs anyway.

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Exactly. I assume that’s why they didn’t bother doing the proper signage.

      Pa la pinga.

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  • key@lemmy.keychat.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So just… Detour through the hedge?

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    • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I just did the same thing. No left turn onto Oakwood Dr.

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      • roguetrick@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I AM RENT A CAR run by I. M. Weasel.

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      • MeanEYE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That is such a bad road design. So basically if you want to turn left you have to cut through bigger road and leave it immediately.

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    • Early_Insurance_3334@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can’t, there’s a do not enter sign on the other side.

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      • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Time to levitate. But there’s probably a TFR in effect.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only if GPS tells you to.

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  • willya@lemmyf.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Seems the mildly infuriating part is the left out information.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, there’s something left of frame.

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      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Probably sasquatch

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  • MeanEYE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Makes perfect sense to me. Sign on a pole takes precedence over sign on road.

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The Detour sign says that you should go through the ‘Do Not Enter’…

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    • agent_flounder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Full speed ahead!

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  • roofuskit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Auditor trap.

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  • bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This, lades and gentlemen, is the negro ticketing trap.

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Alright nervous as I am to ask, what does this mean?

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  • _number8_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    many signs should really be treated as suggestions. so many roads here with zero fucking business being 35 here

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