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Stay hydrated, folks

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨zedgeist@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • kender242@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Drinking Fountains

    “I’ve always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I’m afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I’m doing it and ask what I’m up to, and I won’t be able to think of a lie.”

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    • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Been to an airport that had that. (Lost the picture though. !remindme Christmas)

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  • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re gonna want to add some salt to that gallon you’re drinking, ask me how I know

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    • X@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hyponatremia.

      Hypo-, meaning low; -natr- derived from natrium, Latin for sodium; -emia, meaning presence in blood.

      Low sodium presence in blood.

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      • pebbles@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Huge chubby emu ref

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      • Magikjak@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Presenting…

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    • couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How u know

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      • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m also curious. Is there a particular kind of salt?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Would that prevent hyperhydration, or would you need it to have more than just salt? 🤔

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    • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      lol no. It says “a day”. It says nothing about when exercising or sweating your ass off outside when you might need to actually care about adding salt.

      I drink about a gallon a day of water and my normal diet replenishes things just fine. Your kidneys shouldn’t be dumping a bunch of stuff out that you’re already low on. They’re not mindless filters that run at a constant rate.

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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    at my former job, my boss was a nosy little… nice lady…
    Anyways, i had a mysterious bladder infection all the time. Any time she would waddle her ass towards me i suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Sometimes multiple times!

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s a ‘gallon’ in normal volume measurements?

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    • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s about 1.5 goat stomachs, mate

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    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Either ~4.55 L (imperial) or ~3.79 L (US).

      Ugh. Why do they do this to us?

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon

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  • kubica@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My employer is not liking this strategy,..

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    • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Always pee on company time!

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re going to need to replace a few electrolytes also.

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    • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Brawndo?

      Image

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      • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s like a salty Hoosier unable to remember suit because he got not-paper rich hustling people that forgot what games are for. That’s why they got stripped of major from the deck. Removing a point of game doesn’t remove reality like pushing a delete button in the third grave doesn’t remind you that math was fucking important. What’s a fucking pun, anyway?

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  • verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    https://youtu.be/HrBJDvPZf2g

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  • smh@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    /me laughs in POTS. I had four 30 oz tumblers of electrolyte water before noon today. (0.94 gallons aka 3.5 liters) And yes, I pee constantly.

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  • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So, the modern day version of smoking? Oh, wait. They’d listen to each other, rather than be chuckle fucks — okay, there were some.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s the most accurate take on drinking too much water

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You know a good hack is you can just lie about having to use the bathroom.

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