Mr Fraser, if you're nasty

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My coworker and I shared a stamp that we got made for this purpose and it became something people looked forward to getting in their card, weirdly.

  I think it said something like

  Dear ______,

  Happy Birthday / Anniversary (circle one)

  You are such a _________ and __________ man / woman (circle one) and I hope you have a great day.

  With utmost sincerity, Name

  Something like that. I think I actually still have it somewhere.

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• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s Brendan, can’t you read?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes, but Andrea refuses to.

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s someone at my work that has dome this.

  After people found out about it, they started skipping having her sign birthday cards

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  • Elting@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Working better than intended.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It says right on the stamp: Brendan.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Hence the reference to Brendan Fraser in the post title

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• abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh my god. I found someone like me.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Would a printed stamp work? Then it would be easy and cheap.

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• Sergio@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, if the stamp had said, “It is your birthday” it woulda at least been kinda funny.

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Office life hack right there.

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  • DokPsy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Could also be congratulations depending on how they feel about the death

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A stamp that’s just a line so you can cross out mistakes and another with an apology for using the wrong one before.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Need to switch those two stamps tho.

    ‘promotion’? more like working harder for less than you’re worth. ‘graduation’? ah yes, 4 years of your life for minimum wage. ‘retirement’? That’s a good one. ‘baby’? Hope you like coming in on 2 hours of sleep with one shoe on. Wishing you well, you’re going to need it!

    ‘tough times’, you get the week off to cry, lucky fuck. Vacation to paradise, out for surgery/cancer/aliens bit your neck. Well don’t you get all the luck?

    throws Bob’s desk out of the 4th floor window LUCKY FUCKING BOB OVER HERE, WHILE WE ARE OVER HERE IN CORPORATE HELL

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