When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart

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• UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay this post has been up 30mins and no one has said it yet, so I’m just gonna say it:

  Bidet.

  Have a great day.

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i think this is more of a

    i thought i was done pooping, but after cleaning up i feel there’s more

    situation

    bidets are great, but they won’t fix this problem

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      *shituation

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    • BurgerBaron@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Marker butt? Bidet will absolutely fix that if you turn the water pressure up to just below accidental enema.

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    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah but you don’t have to awkwardly hold your hand out to the side while you wait for your butt to squeeze out the next one.

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  • Switorik@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most people in the states are afraid of them. Maybe they feel demasculated or are brain washed by big TP. I don’t know. It took me about 30 years to buy one and i must say it is life changing.

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    • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is this a regional thing? Most people I know in the USA are either enthusiastic about the product or at least intrigued by the concept.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The one we have is so powerful on the top setting, it will actually shoot water up your butt, which also can trigger a round 2 situation

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    • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Free enema

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      is that the one that’s the $35 cold water enema hooked up to the main?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Round 2

      FIGHT!

      🍑 💦

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  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Actually, our plumber was going to install one in our new bathroom. And then he just didn’t. :/

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How do you heat the water when the outlets are in the opposite wall :(

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    • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We use a cold water one. You barely notice. It’s a bit refreshing.

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was about to post about the greatness of bidets. I use water to blow my shit covered butt and get right back in the game. I don’t have to wait for the whole toilet paper wipe and then you have more to shit.

    I got a tushy bidet. Easy to install. It’s tushybidet.com and not tushy.com. that’s a different website.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    if you are in the united states they make this thing called a washlet. it’s basically what they call a bidet here. it’s a combined toilet seat and bidet, so you don’t have to do the waddle of shame to a different fixture. fancy ones have warm water, blow driers, heated seats, cameras, play songs when you sit down or stand up, like the works. toto is the top brand.

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    • RumAndCreole@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think I can do without the camera

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    • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, that’s what I have, just a seat attachment not a separate fixture! Like $60 CAD and I installed it in an hour or so.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    While this improves the situation, it doesn’t grant you a guaranteed win every time. You make that assumption once.

    Source: literally getting my ass sprayed rn

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I get why it's better in so many ways. But for the topic of this particular post, it could have made things worse. As in a return trip soon after once you get moving. Whereas physically disturbing things sometimes encourages completion.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  butt, wait!

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or a change of fart.

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• scala@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bidet

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  • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Change my life. Me no like no bidet. Me hate poop at work for this reason.

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  • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bidet to you too.

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• J3N5T4R@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Engage human crayon mode.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i have become pastel

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “It’s like wiping a marker.”

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• DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Billy Mays: but wait, there’s more

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• in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Like getting peanutbutter out of a shag carpet.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pro-tip: let it dry overnight and it’s easier to cut out.

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• BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay.

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