Comment on When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart

• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have a fancy one that heats the seat, and the water, and the air. The settings I use, it’s supposed to heat just the water, and just slightly, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a placebo. The seat gets so hot on medium that it feels like my nuts are being cooked, so off with that bullshit. Fan heating off too, unnecessary.

  It’s kinda like being eaten out. It’s odd the first couple of times but it’s not bad, you get used to it.

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But… Butthole icicles :(

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    in california in summer, cold water is nice. in minnesota in winter, yeah i was going to stab anyone that came between me and johnny (yes i named my bidet johnny)

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    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard!

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