4 layers is minimum
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have had this image saved on my phone for years and now I finally know where it came from. Image
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
HOLD ON I GOTTA TEXT THIS TO MY WIFE SHE JUST LEFT FOR WORK
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bidet gang.
tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At home, sure, but not available anywhere else I go. And as they say, “my boss makes a dollar and I make a dime…”
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Do what I did…
Buy a 3d printer.
Design and print a funnel that can clip under the rim of any toilet that diverts some of the water up your arse.
Do the poopiest of poops.
Clip the AnywayBidet™ on to the toilet.
Flush toilet.
And, BOOM, you now know why I’m banned from every ikea in the UK.Ok, maybe I should’ve tried it in the actual toilets rather than the showroom area. Either way the AnywayBidet™ is a surefire way to get people talking!!
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
Wet wipes make do. Not a perfect approximation by any means, but better than dry wiping with what feels like a wad of sandpaper
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
they make these things called “peri bottles”. they hold about 16 oz of water and make excellent portable bidets. i steal them from hospitals (no i’m not joking i take at least two every visit, for what i’m paying i should take a gross). fill them with warm water before you pop in to do your business (if you have time. i recognize i’m talking about luxuries not everyone has. i would keep two in my bag full of cold water at all times and one empty just in case i had the time to get warm water. this is literally why i started carrying a purse back when i was a boy)
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That was a poem for a simpler time.
And now my boss makes a grand And I don’t see one cent And he’s got employees That can’t pay the rent
deacon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Reporting for doodie.
nilaus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
4 ply fornthe win. Bit what a shitpost🥳
charlieBox@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
“It’s OK to be a cheap ass, as long as you are not cheap with your ass.” – Me
I’ve been repeating that since my teens.
theloneyank@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Don’t be a boomer!!! Fold that shit and don’t ball it up. This planet is starting to look like “the rocks” head. Literally we take the natural world and wipe our asses with it without moderation. Take ¼, 2 ply folded and you should be fine but a night of cheep beers, then get the hose.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is why crumple > fold
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
No
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Personally I prefer Cottonelle Ultra Comfort, but since I got a bidet, the finger stays super clean and fresh smelling.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Skill issue. Also I refuse to use any tp other than scotts single ply because other thick, textured toilet tissue leaves lint behind.
Thteven@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Best piece of ass I’ve ever had.
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bagism
Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Bro fr I dunno why places even try saving money on that 1-ply bullshit; I’m just gonna keep folding until I’m working with 20-ply at that point and guarantee use more total paper overall
zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Supposedly it’s to make it so that no one wants to steal it, which I guess is a problem in some parts of the world where even shitty toilet paper is coveted.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’ve never been that poor?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I used to nick it anyway. One day I ran out of tp and forgot to buy some, so just took it from work. Then I got the bug and took another next week, another next week. Industrial sized rolls too. I ended up with a stupid sized stockpile. Then covid happened. Had to keep my curtains shut so nobody saw that I had so so so so so so so fucking much.
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I’m not sure it’s stealing that’s a primary concern. It’s probably more that single ply doesn’t clog very often, even when using a ton of paper. It’s easier to flush, especially in a commercial type environment with high pressure flushing toilets. Which means less need for EVS to clean up issues, either intentional or not.
tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have one use case that actually makes sense. In one of the facilities I work in my desk is in the founders old house from the 1970s and for some reason the waste plumbing is too shallow and at too little of an angle into the main that it freezes and gets backed up every year. Because of the cost to fix it, and because there’s probably a reason that it’s wrong to begin with (everyone that would know is dead now), we use single ply in that building during the cold months because it breaks down easier.