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• CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nsfw pls, dat ass…

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    PHAT. JUICY. SUMPTUOUS!!!

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  • Phantaloons@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cake sale at Costco

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The second one, but opposite

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  • libre_warrior@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, but it also has to cover the feets, otherwise the pants will just fall of all the time.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Come ON, obviously they’d be on the arms too. Just like horse pants!!

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t you wear them on the back?

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  • YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Depends on if you are going to commit a crime or not. I don’t think they can ask defendants to moon the jury to see if that is the ass that committed a crime or not.

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In that case, witnesses would be presented with a lineup of various suspect asses.

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• backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  This is just a hospital gown for ghosts.

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• JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hah, nice try, alien trying to pass as a human.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Obviously the second option.
  How would he ever get dat ass into the pants? Be realistic, OP

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only wear a pant on the human through one leg and arm. Worn on the left side of the human if right handed or on the right side of the human if wrong handed. This is for comfort reason when grabbing the genitals to excrete waste.

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• pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  why is it standing like a US president

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• voldage@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why would humans wear pants? They already have hair. I know it’s just a joke, but it just doesn’t pass the bar of the minimal suspension of disbelief necessary to actually enjoy the humor.

  fish, though

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It depends on the situation.

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  • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is the second one formal?

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Video conference mode

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• Aarrodri@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lol… Clever joke

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Neither. Pants are worn on the head.

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