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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨violet08_@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • CombatWombat@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s because you’re a dumb fucking slut.

    (Please don’t be offended, I mean that with all the affection one stranger can have for another across the internet, it’s just so clearly the correct answer)

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    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I hate to break it to you but that fast heart beat from being called a dumb fucking slut is not from distress…

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      • CombatWombat@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If it were from distress I would not have so responded.

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?”

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For those not in the loop:

      www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/…/cfhtedq/

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      • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thanks, I really took a chance on a decent number of people picking up on this.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wait, not like…OK, maybe a little like that.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Daddy issues.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dunno about you, but for me it is cholesterol.

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You absolute nincompoop

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I used to go on Nextdoor; I said it was because I liked to be connected to the neighborhood, but if was really for the drama, and one time this woman came in spewing some nonsense, her name was Paula, and another poster comes in and says “That’s not how life works, Paula, you absolute buffoon, go back to Facebook,” and so, since then, I’ve called many, many people absolute buffoons.

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    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      CALAMITOUS BUFFOON!

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Whoa, is there any need for such disgusting talk? Wash your mouth out with soap!!

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      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Melanie Martinez has entered the chat

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re a sub.

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    • Alsjemenou@lemy.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      /r/violet08

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For a while I lived in apartment building where no one had AC units so we all just had our windows open every night. My partner and I woke up at like 3am on a week day to what sounded like someone being murdered. Things being thrown around and this moaning whimpering that sounded not OK. Apartment across the courtyard on the same floor as us best as we could figure.

    Then all of the sudden it changed tempo to slap-slap-slap of hips on ass and a guy calling someone a stupid fucking slut and running through every derogatory thing he could manage. Slapping her (I assume her ass, might have been her face) hard - it really sounded like borderline injury slap. Still not sure at this point if we’re hearing an actual assault or what. Then, fortunately, within a few minutes, she was screaming yes yes yes and responding to him calling her a slut. Which of course, made us feel relieved that it seemed consensual. We looked at each other and did a little “awwww…that’s so nice for her!” Once they finished up we applauded, which they deserved.

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    • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What a beautiful story

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  • shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is why Dwight didn’t jump. Mike called him an ignorant slut and he just started palpitating

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    can’t be mean, would it be ok if I were to call you “damn clever slut”?

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d take “clever slut.” Close enough to clever girl. 🦖

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Slut is and should be a compliment.

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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because childhood be like that yeag

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Almost certainly because of your upbringing, violet.

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I consider slut to be a compliment, so…

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    • Aron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So I guess I just gave you a really good compliment 😉

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  • architect@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Exhibit A on why yall have relationship problems.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m a pretty tough cookie myself, but yeah, this is one of my activation codes.

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