“Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?”
why am i like this
Submitted 2 weeks ago by violet08_@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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deacon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For those not in the loop:
deacon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thanks, I really took a chance on a decent number of people picking up on this.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Wait, not like…OK, maybe a little like that.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Daddy issues.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Dunno about you, but for me it is cholesterol.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You absolute nincompoop
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I used to go on Nextdoor; I said it was because I liked to be connected to the neighborhood, but if was really for the drama, and one time this woman came in spewing some nonsense, her name was Paula, and another poster comes in and says “That’s not how life works, Paula, you absolute buffoon, go back to Facebook,” and so, since then, I’ve called many, many people absolute buffoons.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
CALAMITOUS BUFFOON!
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Whoa, is there any need for such disgusting talk? Wash your mouth out with soap!!
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Melanie Martinez has entered the chat
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You’re a sub.
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 2 weeks ago
/r/violet08
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For a while I lived in apartment building where no one had AC units so we all just had our windows open every night. My partner and I woke up at like 3am on a week day to what sounded like someone being murdered. Things being thrown around and this moaning whimpering that sounded not OK. Apartment across the courtyard on the same floor as us best as we could figure.
Then all of the sudden it changed tempo to slap-slap-slap of hips on ass and a guy calling someone a stupid fucking slut and running through every derogatory thing he could manage. Slapping her (I assume her ass, might have been her face) hard - it really sounded like borderline injury slap. Still not sure at this point if we’re hearing an actual assault or what. Then, fortunately, within a few minutes, she was screaming yes yes yes and responding to him calling her a slut. Which of course, made us feel relieved that it seemed consensual. We looked at each other and did a little “awwww…that’s so nice for her!” Once they finished up we applauded, which they deserved.
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What a beautiful story
shweddy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is why Dwight didn’t jump. Mike called him an ignorant slut and he just started palpitating
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
can’t be mean, would it be ok if I were to call you “damn clever slut”?
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d take “clever slut.” Close enough to clever girl. 🦖
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Slut is and should be a compliment.
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Because childhood be like that yeag
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Almost certainly because of your upbringing, violet.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I consider slut to be a compliment, so…
Aron@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So I guess I just gave you a really good compliment 😉
architect@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Exhibit A on why yall have relationship problems.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
I’m a pretty tough cookie myself, but yeah, this is one of my activation codes.
CombatWombat@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
It’s because you’re a dumb fucking slut.
(Please don’t be offended, I mean that with all the affection one stranger can have for another across the internet, it’s just so clearly the correct answer)
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I hate to break it to you but that fast heart beat from being called a dumb fucking slut is not from distress…
CombatWombat@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
If it were from distress I would not have so responded.