Please say I'm not the only one

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• TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’re so fat that you can’t see your own penis, and you regularly piss on your massive leg tumour? What exactly are we supposed to gather from this?

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  • zerosignal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And his dick is on the side of his thigh

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes, I’ve had it this way ever since the Accident

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes, unfortunately pissing on my tumor didn’t make it go away, and now I am mildly infuriated and lost for options

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• MaggiWuerze@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’re a cyclops and thus lack in depth perception, leading to you pissing waffle pattern on your lumpy legs?

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You discovered your digital art skills are somewhat lacking? Me too. Happens to the best of us

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  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah, I thought I was looking at the straight of Hormuz at first.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I wonder if sometimes it can be excusable to let AI draw the picture for you.

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• twistypencil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just sit down, you can’t miss

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  • winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Some public toilets are so bad I would rather piss on my pants

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m not the type who sits to piss

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    • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Are you the type to clean up after yourself?

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pissing on your JNCOs?

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And no, I am not going to sit down to pee.

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  • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Disgusting

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    • JelleWho@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So what is the cause it’s disgusting?

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’d rather piss on yourself? That’s totally not odd.

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  • MaggiWuerze@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why?

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  • isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Odd hill to die on. I bet you also skip washing your hands to save time.

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  • fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why.

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• HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Im not sure your illustration or explanation quite fits but certainly every so often. Maybe averageing once a year. something goes wrong and you end up putting stuff in the laundry. Its to unoften to remember the specifics but something goes off script.

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• MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Either rotate your legs, or rotate your penis.

  Those shouldn’t line up that way.

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