This cringe is painful. Luckily it’s the Internet and this is probably fake AF.
if i had a job
Submitted 2 days ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/fb961eb9-6483-4f0c-9cd7-ea3b786b110b.webp
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Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2 days ago
No. No this is about the cringe id expect.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ya, that doesn’t look like a conference room where anyone would entertain “high net worth clients”. Cramped, metal window frames, crappy furniture. This looks like a room where someone would watch sexual harassment and forklift safety videos before they start working in a warehouse.
MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 2 days ago
That image has been floating about without the explanatory text as well so I’m 100% the context is fake.
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I don’t think this is AI.
Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Ever see something so cringe it wraps around to being funny again?
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
I know it’s trying to be alpha and macho as fuck so what happens when you have the fight and end up on the ark with the other bloke monkey?
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Sex teim
molten@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fuck the survival of your race at least you get a few more years.
Aneb@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Currently how every billionaire is thinking right now
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
If I saw this in my lawyer’s office, I’d take my papers anywhere else. I don’t mind personality in an office, but I’m not comfortable with the personality I’m getting from this
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Are you crazy? That’s the team who could have put away OJ. Somebody send me their details, I’ve go a murder to premeditate (and brother it’s starting to rain)
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Yeah hilarious is good for comedians, not lawyers lmao
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Partner put this up
cringe
at a law firm
bent double with the overwhelming pain of cringe
where we meet high net worth
Oh no, that makes perfect sense. All those people are freaks who would love this.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
I would 100% not use this firm. Yikes. Terrible vibes from nearly every angle.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
This is what a lawyer who wants to rack up billables looks like.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 days ago
It’s okay, the first two monkeys are 🙈 blind and 🙉 deaf to evil. You can’t speak 🙊 anyway, just watch for creaky floorboards.
shweddy@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Put this on a shirt
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 days ago
Clearly this monke ain’t tryna fight cancer
DScratch@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Also, the bible didn’t say only 2 monke
“Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and his mate, and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and his mate, and seven pairs of the birds of the heavens also, male and female, to keep their offspring alive on the face of all the earth” (Genesis 7:2–3)
Poster is both dumb and inaccurate.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
“Poster is both dumb and inaccurate”
Just like the bible.
TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I’m not an expert, but I don’t think monkeys would have been considered clean in this context though. I’m pretty sure they’re not kosher.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Who knows. The person who wrote that probably didn’t know what a monkey was. I don’t think there are monkeys native to the region.
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Definitely not kosher
mech@feddit.org 2 days ago
Sounds to me like monke would be unclean, so it checks out.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Depends on which book you’re reading. One says 2, one says 7, it’s all BS regardless.
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Was about to say something along the lines of this.