I try to navigate with my eyes closed so I don’t wake up too much.
I want to be...
Submitted 1 day ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 1 day ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 13 hours ago
My toilet opens up and has a light when i’m in close proximity. That’s how i navigate the night.
SouthFresh@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Naturally becomes poop scented.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
… huh?
SouthFresh@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The balls that you’re bringing to the restroom will naturally acquire a poop scent.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
How long until someone “accidentally” falls on it, firmly lodging it in their rectum?
Hupf@feddit.org 20 hours ago
Not the Firefly reboot I hoped for.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Simply connect the orbs with a string.
rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Pull my beads of love
pooberbee@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I’m so excited for Steel Ball Run
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Sorry, I was scrolling the KYM image gallery for JoJo Reference like 5 seconds before I read your comment.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Orb lyfe
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 9 hours ago
Perfect for pondering
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
So they will roll away and take the toilet plunge because you’re (or your kid isn’t) really awake…
drsilverworm@midwest.social 1 day ago
Yes a sphere seems a bad design for both not losing it and setting it on the charger the right way. Room here for someone to knock this off better with a Pyramid shape
Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Is this a real product?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Here you go:
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 1 day ago
So do I. This lamp isn’t special.
slackassassin@piefed.social 1 day ago
I’ve heard of a detachable penis, but this is ridiculous. 🥸
sleepmode@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Eris… get your rock off my map.
Akagigahara@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And thus spoke The God of Vengeance, “My Vengeance will light the way”. Aiat!
Cool lamp, I’d definitely use it to cosplay Eris with it xD
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fuck that… I’m not messing with Loc-Nar.
kionay@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Image
we’ve come full circle to pondering the orb