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• GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I try to navigate with my eyes closed so I don’t wake up too much.

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My toilet opens up and has a light when i’m in close proximity. That’s how i navigate the night.

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• SouthFresh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Naturally becomes poop scented.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    … huh?

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    • SouthFresh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The balls that you’re bringing to the restroom will naturally acquire a poop scent.

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• pooberbee@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m so excited for Steel Ball Run

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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

    Sorry, I was scrolling the KYM image gallery for JoJo Reference like 5 seconds before I read your comment.

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    • demlet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This comment is freaking hilarious.

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How long until someone “accidentally” falls on it, firmly lodging it in their rectum?

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not the Firefly reboot I hoped for.

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same. 100 % agreed.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Simply connect the orbs with a string.

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    • rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pull my beads of love

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So they will roll away and take the toilet plunge because you’re (or your kid isn’t) really awake…

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  • drsilverworm@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes a sphere seems a bad design for both not losing it and setting it on the charger the right way. Room here for someone to knock this off better with a Pyramid shape

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Orb lyfe

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Perfect for pondering

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• kionay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  we’ve come full circle to pondering the orb

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• Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this a real product?

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here you go:

    a.co/d/0bFFUp22

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So do I. This lamp isn’t special.

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  • slackassassin@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve heard of a detachable penis, but this is ridiculous. 🥸

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• Akagigahara@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And thus spoke The God of Vengeance, “My Vengeance will light the way”. Aiat!

  Cool lamp, I’d definitely use it to cosplay Eris with it xD

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• sleepmode@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Eris… get your rock off my map.

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck that… I’m not messing with Loc-Nar.

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