I guess he sits on it, right?
It's a classic
Submitted 1 day ago by Mechanite@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
That’s part of what happens.
rozodru@piefed.world 1 day ago
I’m so sorry.
It was March or April of 2008 and I worked in the porn industry as a web developer and moderator for user submitted content sites. One site in particular that I managed was gaytube which at the time was owned by Twisty’s/Pink Visual/Carsed Marketing. As a moderator for gaytube it was my responsibility to approve or deny all user submitted content to the site. and there was a lot of it. daily. Affiliate content got approved regardless but users had to be vetted. enter a guy from Eastern Europe named Alexi or Alex.
He’d submit stuff constantly of shoving things up his ass. like whatever it was. food, random objects, whatever. One day in March or April of 2008 he submitted this clip. all of it. in it’s entirety. I watched it. I was one of if not the first person OTHER than Alexi to watch this thing. so. much. blood.
Naturally I had to deny it. But even after denying a clip I still had access to the upload. Now since I was in the industry I had access to all the industry forums and other user sites that people in the industry would use like the message board “gofuckyourself” (seriously, that’s what it was called). I was on speaking terms with the guy that ran efukt and I would always share with him weird shit via gofuckyourself that would get submitted to one of the many sites I worked on like the victorian era E.T. porn or the duct tape ninja turtles porn for example. So I decided to send him this clip. he uploaded it. the rest is history.
lb_o@lemmy.world 47 minutes ago
Sir, if that’s true, it is an honor to be in one comment thread with you.
I was a teenager, and that was the era of imageboards. The rest is also history.
Starski@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Absolutely crazy history if true
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Yeah that’s wild. This dude scarred a generation.
VeganBtw@piefed.social 1 day ago
Back when it was the most shocking thing you could see. ⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱ⋅.˳🄽🄾🅂🅃🄰🄻🄶🄸🄰˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅
deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It’s still the top ranking shock site to me, never been eclipsed.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Oh man, tubgirl? Octopusgirl? Blue waffle? Meatspin? Pain Olympics?
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Yep, now we have CCTV in Palestine of pedestrians being blown to pieces -_-
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Nahhh that title goes to funky town
x3lz@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Now we have Ronnie mcnutt blowing his fucking brains out to over the horizon. Mind blowing
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 day ago
NO! NONONONONO DONT DO IT!!! AGH I CAN FEEL IT BREAKING!!!
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The pain Olympics one where the guy takes a hatchet to his balls was also awful to look at
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
That or when the guy shoves a nail into his urethra.
kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
well, that’s one memory I thought would stay locked away forever…
jim_v@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That video taught me at a young age that green gummy worms will burn your doinker hole.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Least unhinged rawdawg comic.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
In hindsight, I like that we are developing independently.
There was an actual reform period where lemmy shitposts went from corn to horny-posting.
With names of important figures and all. There is history here.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
holesome and cozy!
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
It’s kind of sad, not that these are bad or anything, I’ve seen too many of them. When I see them my brain fuzzes over and instead of stop scrolling I hear “Stah-liii” in my head and then I’ve scrolled past it.
So I have to wake myself up and actually go back and read it.
Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Is this one guy, one jar?