It's a classic

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• rozodru@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m so sorry.

  It was March or April of 2008 and I worked in the porn industry as a web developer and moderator for user submitted content sites. One site in particular that I managed was gaytube which at the time was owned by Twisty’s/Pink Visual/Carsed Marketing. As a moderator for gaytube it was my responsibility to approve or deny all user submitted content to the site. and there was a lot of it. daily. Affiliate content got approved regardless but users had to be vetted. enter a guy from Eastern Europe named Alexi or Alex.

  He’d submit stuff constantly of shoving things up his ass. like whatever it was. food, random objects, whatever. One day in March or April of 2008 he submitted this clip. all of it. in it’s entirety. I watched it. I was one of if not the first person OTHER than Alexi to watch this thing. so. much. blood.

  Naturally I had to deny it. But even after denying a clip I still had access to the upload. Now since I was in the industry I had access to all the industry forums and other user sites that people in the industry would use like the message board “gofuckyourself” (seriously, that’s what it was called). I was on speaking terms with the guy that ran efukt and I would always share with him weird shit via gofuckyourself that would get submitted to one of the many sites I worked on like the victorian era E.T. porn or the duct tape ninja turtles porn for example. So I decided to send him this clip. he uploaded it. the rest is history.

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  • Starski@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Absolutely crazy history if true

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah that’s wild. This dude scarred a generation.

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  • lb_o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sir, if that’s true, it is an honor to be in one comment thread with you.

    I was a teenager, and that was the era of imageboards. The rest is also history.

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  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Legend. Big if true.

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• VeganBtw@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Back when it was the most shocking thing you could see. ⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱ⋅.˳🄽🄾🅂🅃🄰🄻🄶🄸🄰˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅

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  • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s still the top ranking shock site to me, never been eclipsed.

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    • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh man, tubgirl? Octopusgirl? Blue waffle? Meatspin? Pain Olympics?

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  • lyralycan@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yep, now we have CCTV in Palestine of pedestrians being blown to pieces -_-

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  • real_squids@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nahhh that title goes to funky town

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  • x3lz@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now we have Ronnie mcnutt blowing his fucking brains out to over the horizon. Mind blowing

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  NO! NONONONONO DONT DO IT!!! AGH I CAN FEEL IT BREAKING!!!

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The pain Olympics one where the guy takes a hatchet to his balls was also awful to look at

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  • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That or when the guy shoves a nail into his urethra.

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  • jim_v@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That video taught me at a young age that green gummy worms will burn your doinker hole.

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  • blanky@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ugh I dont even want to imagine that.

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  • kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    well, that’s one memory I thought would stay locked away forever…

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• Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this one guy, one jar?

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One guy, one jar, one lifetime of nope

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Least unhinged rawdawg comic.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i’m getting a 522 right now, but this is what i’d put on

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  • moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Didn’t click, hear it anyways

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it’s a good song!

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In hindsight, I like that we are developing independently.

  There was an actual reform period where lemmy shitposts went from corn to horny-posting.

  With names of important figures and all. There is history here.

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• tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “what does this-” reads top comment “oh, that guy”

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• riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I guess he sits on it, right?

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  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s part of what happens.

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sadly, that’s where it stops being ok. 😮‍💨

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s kind of sad, not that these are bad or anything, I’ve seen too many of them. When I see them my brain fuzzes over and instead of stop scrolling I hear “Stah-liii” in my head and then I’ve scrolled past it.

  So I have to wake myself up and actually go back and read it.

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