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My armpits are machines that turn clean mouth into a mouth full of hairs.
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Submitted 2 months ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 months ago
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Am I the only one whom encountered antiperspirant/deodorant when trying this and put it on the “whelp – not doing that again” list?
violet08@lemmy.today 2 months ago
[deleted]CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You sound like my cat, always trying to sniff my armpits, or bite my toes.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Congratulations @violet08@lemmy.today this is the first one that got me to say “Eww”
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
Oh, it’s you again.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
bellly@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Back with an absolute banger 😌✊️
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Jarix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Reminds me of an old co worker who couldn’t fathom why his gf got so horny wherever he was sweaty
pigup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fun fact, stinky armpits are caused by bacterial growth throughout the day in your armpits. They fart arm pit stink. You can immediately turn off the stink by rubbing down your armpits with alcohol. This is not something you should ever do regularly.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
You can also shave them and it’ll take way longer to start smelling.
And of course there’s antiperspirant
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have so many unanswered questions I’m too ticklish to ever find out.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
That’s a fetish too.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
cut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits.
it’s about like that.
dumbass@piefed.social 2 months ago
You can buy tongue from a butcher…
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Yeah, that’s gonna be a now from me, dawg
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Thank God it’s just you Vi, I thought we had a deranged pervert about.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Vi? use Vi Improved
or Neo-Vi-Improved or Emacs or Nano
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
hell yeah this is peak
uh also when i started hrt i noticed i smelled a lot different, and it varies a little based on how long its been since application. in your experience does sex hormone fluctuation like actually have a noticeable effect on this too or not really? personally i’ve never really payed attention hehe
Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 2 months ago
I am starting to guess it’s you posting within seconds. I’ll bestow you a tag, but honestly I don’t even think I need it lol.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Didn’t we just have a Lemmy thread on this like a week or two ago?
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Pretty sure that was also her.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks, I hate it!
aoidenpa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can you post one about feet?
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Kinky 😏
dumbass@piefed.social 2 months ago
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You appear to have gotten one of my cats two remaining brain cells…
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yock.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
that’s an opinion
opinions are forbidden on the internet
your execution will happen by next friday, but on a day you won’'t expect
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hooray. I’m free!
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I support this activity
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
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