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My armpits are machines that turn clean mouth into a mouth full of hairs.
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Submitted 1 month ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 month ago
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Am I the only one whom encountered antiperspirant/deodorant when trying this and put it on the “whelp – not doing that again” list?
violet08@lemmy.today 1 month ago
[deleted]CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You sound like my cat, always trying to sniff my armpits, or bite my toes.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Congratulations @violet08@lemmy.today this is the first one that got me to say “Eww”
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
Oh, it’s you again.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
bellly@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Back with an absolute banger 😌✊️
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Jarix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Reminds me of an old co worker who couldn’t fathom why his gf got so horny wherever he was sweaty
pigup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fun fact, stinky armpits are caused by bacterial growth throughout the day in your armpits. They fart arm pit stink. You can immediately turn off the stink by rubbing down your armpits with alcohol. This is not something you should ever do regularly.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
You can also shave them and it’ll take way longer to start smelling.
And of course there’s antiperspirant
zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have so many unanswered questions I’m too ticklish to ever find out.
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
That’s a fetish too.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
cut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits.
it’s about like that.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Yeah, that’s gonna be a now from me, dawg
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Thank God it’s just you Vi, I thought we had a deranged pervert about.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Vi? use Vi Improved
or Neo-Vi-Improved or Emacs or Nano
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
hell yeah this is peak
uh also when i started hrt i noticed i smelled a lot different, and it varies a little based on how long its been since application. in your experience does sex hormone fluctuation like actually have a noticeable effect on this too or not really? personally i’ve never really payed attention hehe
Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 1 month ago
I am starting to guess it’s you posting within seconds. I’ll bestow you a tag, but honestly I don’t even think I need it lol.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Didn’t we just have a Lemmy thread on this like a week or two ago?
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Pretty sure that was also her.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thanks, I hate it!
aoidenpa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can you post one about feet?
Mim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Kinky 😏
dumbass@piefed.social 1 month ago
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You appear to have gotten one of my cats two remaining brain cells…
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yock.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
that’s an opinion
opinions are forbidden on the internet
your execution will happen by next friday, but on a day you won’'t expect
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Hooray. I’m free!
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I support this activity
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
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