My armpits are machines that turn clean mouth into a mouth full of hairs.
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Am I the only one whom encountered antiperspirant/deodorant when trying this and put it on the “whelp – not doing that again” list?
violet08@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
[deleted]CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You sound like my cat, always trying to sniff my armpits, or bite my toes.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Congratulations @violet08@lemmy.today this is the first one that got me to say “Eww”
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Oh, it’s you again.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
bellly@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Back with an absolute banger 😌✊️
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Jarix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Reminds me of an old co worker who couldn’t fathom why his gf got so horny wherever he was sweaty
pigup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fun fact, stinky armpits are caused by bacterial growth throughout the day in your armpits. They fart arm pit stink. You can immediately turn off the stink by rubbing down your armpits with alcohol. This is not something you should ever do regularly.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
You can also shave them and it’ll take way longer to start smelling.
And of course there’s antiperspirant
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have so many unanswered questions I’m too ticklish to ever find out.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
That’s a fetish too.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
cut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits.
it’s about like that.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Thank God it’s just you Vi, I thought we had a deranged pervert about.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Vi? use Vi Improved
or Neo-Vi-Improved or Emacs or Nano
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Yeah, that’s gonna be a now from me, dawg
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
hell yeah this is peak
uh also when i started hrt i noticed i smelled a lot different, and it varies a little based on how long its been since application. in your experience does sex hormone fluctuation like actually have a noticeable effect on this too or not really? personally i’ve never really payed attention hehe
Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
I am starting to guess it’s you posting within seconds. I’ll bestow you a tag, but honestly I don’t even think I need it lol.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Didn’t we just have a Lemmy thread on this like a week or two ago?
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Pretty sure that was also her.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thanks, I hate it!
aoidenpa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can you post one about feet?
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Kinky 😏
dumbass@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You appear to have gotten one of my cats two remaining brain cells…
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yock.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
that’s an opinion
opinions are forbidden on the internet
your execution will happen by next friday, but on a day you won’'t expect
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hooray. I’m free!
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I support this activity
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
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