*Nirvana song starts playing*

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• Rugnjr@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Penicillin? Dust mites??

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s always money in the banana stand, Michael.

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  • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s one chocolate, Michael. How much allergies could it contain?

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn. I knew I should have retained the animation rights.

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But it always get thrown off the pier on quatro de cinqo

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• ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t want chocolate with shrimp and shellfish

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  • Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    But you haven’t lived until you’ve tried the bee venom chocolate. It’s pricey, but it’s tough to harvest so I understand.

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  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Made in a facility that also makes chocolate covered shrimp and candied mussels.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They should dip it again and call it a Gob.

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ALL OF THE ALLERGIES! EVERY ONE OF THEM!

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  • mr_anny@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More like all pathogens.

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• JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  www.smbc-comics.com/comic/everything

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh man, Weird Al would have done an awesome spoof called “All the Allergies”

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  • GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why else would I sneeze?

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    • TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why do my eyes itch? Pollen is a bitch!

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thanks, no shellfish please

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Like, I get the aesthetics of putting that chocolate sauce on the sides but bitch, you know I’m gonna be scraping that shit off the sides and get a bunch of paper in my mouf, just put it on the banana

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nobody wants a frozen banana without chocolate on it

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unless you eat them for the shape.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      But smearing the chocolate all over your lips and face is part of enjoying the shape

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