Always there, just waiting.

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m eating a 380g big ass motherfucker of a pear right now

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• iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Because they’re jisr “OK”, and they give me gritty sand papery poop.

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• veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  [Sephiroth voice] “Shall I give you dis pear?”

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• BlindFrog@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  DON’T LET ME EAT PEARS.

  youtu.be/SCZ2-9dhXUE

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• hayvan@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As a lifelong pear enjoyer, this is making me uncomfortable.

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• ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Team D’anjou represent!

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• Generica@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Since iCarly raped my childhood

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• Reet@thelemmy.club ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Everyday

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• Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Slight more elegant way to say got apples?

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• ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yesterday

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  • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That long?

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    • ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s been tough battling the cravings…

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How come?

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• IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The pear makes a compelling argument

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I always have a pair with me…

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pears make my fillings hurt, for some reason, so I avoid them.

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Appearently

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• prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When I was a child, my elderly neighbor grew pears, and they were the best pears. My parents live in the same house, and the pear trees my elderly neighbor grew are still in the same spot, still alive.

  The pears on those trees aren’t the same anymore. They turn meally before they get soft, and they never get sweet enough. They don’t have the same strong flavor, and they don’t bake up well in desserts.

  She taught me many things about growing plants, but never anything about what she did for the pear trees. So now pears aren’t what they’re supposed to be, and the reason is lost to me.

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  • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think its mainly strategic and regular pruning, but I’m no expert either.

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• wylinka@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you find your favourite cultivar and check for ripeness regularly before deciding to eat them, they’re very nice sweet treats :>. Not as easy to get into as apples, but personally I really dislike apple texture.

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• cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  yeah you better run pear

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Because I don’t wanna break my teeth. These days, they’re hard as rock.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We buy them, then wait a week for them to soften up, forget we bought them, discover the vinegar and flies in a month.

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• DiscoCoffee@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Shout out to pears

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In my case, literally yesterday.

  How come it’s that long ago? Because I don’t eat fruit in my sleep 🤷

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can’t stand the graininess just under the skin. And the rest of the flesh is too bland. Unripe, they’re woody and sometimes stringy. Maybe if you took a perfectly ripe one, peeled and cored and cut it up, and then squeezed half a lemon over it, I would try it. Otherwise, miss me with those nasty things.

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• garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well they would make my throat close up, but I’ll keep it in mind for when the world gets inevitably worse.

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