Check out person rang through the imodium twice when there was only one.
Pointed it out and said that sort of thing almost gives me the shits.
She didn’t get the joke :(
I am also unimpressed.
Discussion Thread 🐪 Friday 20 February 2026
Submitted 22 hours ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
Comments
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 hours ago
A bakery worker who doesn’t know what rye is? Colour me unimpressed.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 hours ago
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 hours ago
Presentation went well!
Cheers 🍻
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 hours ago
Well done! Cheers 🍻
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 hours ago
Noice! Cheers!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
Tonight my husband and I will be celebrating his promotion and pay rise. At first he thought management were talking about his section but they were talking about the lot. He will be boss of the entire floor. Warehouse and production. Some big name clients there such as AEC and Toyota.
There’s gonna be a lot of happy workers and a few unhappy ones. Let the fireworks begin.
Guys, we are now off the poverty line. 🍺
_miss_cellophane_@aussie.zone 3 hours ago
Heck yeah, that’s amazing!
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
Enjoy! This calls for a celebration imo. With lots of 🍻🍻🍻 and some ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
tone212_@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
Let it rain! 🤑 🤑
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
yay, wonderful news 👍
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
ee nice one!
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
Woohoo! Great news for a Friday!!!
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
Fuck yeah!!!
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
Well done to husband on promo and payrise!!! Enjoy the celebrations!!
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 hours ago
I can’t decide what I want for dinner
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 hours ago
🍻!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 hours ago
Good night for it 🍺. Everytime I get a hot flush, I drink a bit more. Lol.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
Off to the Bellarine for a girls weekend, hooray!!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
Enjoy!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 hours ago
back home
yes, I have the beginnings of arthritis in my hands
doc thinks it’s wear and tear but I’m getting for rheumatoid just in case, also some basic metabolic tests to see what anti-inflammatory would be best
but I caught it very early and am getting treatment 👍
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 minutes ago
No good :( I know there is medication to slow it and help the pain, and there are grips that make it easier to hold pencils or brushes 🤞
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 hours ago
Hugs my friend 🫂
I suspect I have it in my big toe which I should get checked out. sigh
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 hours ago
thanks, I can take small doses of aspirin until I get results and a script for specialised meds
and gentle hugs for your big toe , that must hurt very much because it’s not like you can walk softer
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
Back for something that thankfully turned out to be minor. But that visit really sucked and we’re both exhausted.
We’ve napped and are just resting for now. I’ll make another attempt at fluids when I get some energy. Very grateful someone has gone to grab the electrolytes and broth meat for me
Eagle@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
Please let us know if we can help.
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
Thanks, I’m hoping to catch a break. She’s eating today
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
take care and rest
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
Just had a single giant gust of wind pass through on what is otherwise a very still day. It ripped the lid off a storage box I have outside and sent my fly trap flying. The trap broke open, freeing flies, larvae and the most awful stench imaginable. Mr Woof thought it was great and tried to roll in it. I am much less pleased with it, and its right next to the clothes line and I now don’t want to hang up my washing.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 hours ago
I want to use Google Maps less but because it tracks everyone it can suggest different routes home due to traffic. I just had the most arse drive back from a field day because I used OpenStreetMaps instead. I knew going onto the ring road and off again would suck, but i didn’t know where to turn off to avoid it like driving there
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 hours ago
I can’t do google maps. Garmin GPS all the way. The way she says Geelong Road cracks me up. Long live the Melways.
Ps. The ring road doesn’t faze me. I know it inside out.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 10 hours ago
Sir William, a pleasure
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 10 hours ago
his full certificate name is Prince William, n/k
I just call him Bill
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 10 hours ago
So gorgeous!!
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
I went to get coffee on my morning break and promptly got eaten by dragon dancers for lunar new year 🐲
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 10 hours ago
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
That sunrise though 🤩
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 10 hours ago
Flagship chillo doing well:
All the other ones are a bit shit this year but this one for some reason just keeps going.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
Save some seeds from it for future plants.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
For sure :)
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 12 hours ago
Giving a company wide presentation today.
It’s a litmus test, but I did volunteer.
Let’s see how it goes.
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 12 hours ago
Go you!!
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 12 hours ago
Woke up in the middle of the night again and was awake for a few hours. No screaming though because that’s still happening sometimes! Dog was going outside to pee at 4am and he gave me cuddles.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 12 hours ago
hugs, sending you some sleep wishes
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
Thanks Seagoon. 🌊💕
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 12 hours ago
today’s art project has commenced 🙂
I’ve been thinking of it for quite a while already
my phone is charging
then I’ll choose and upload a beach picture to my printer and print out a grey scale copy
then outline in very dark pencil all the shapes and shadows, then trace the outlines on water colour paper, at least four copies
I will then water colour each paper in a different way. Most will be in grey shades and the objects of interest will be colour
each picture will be different
this is to show how when I go to the beach I look at different things, look for different things and my perspective changes
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
My snow pea trellis was a casuallty of the strong winds a couple of days ago so I’m afraid my snow pea supply has ended for now. But we will rebuild!
A couple of pumpkin fruit are starting to grow, a zucchini is nearly to size and there are a lot of little green tomatoes I just need to ripen. I have some onions getting quite large and should have some potatoes soon too.
Taleya@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
That’s the good thing about peas down here, they go year round and don’t give a fuck.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
later today will be talking with miss seagoon about my plans to get some book keeping certs, that way i can get some help and back up if i need 👍i think we all need to do some recession proof certs and have back up jobs/side hustles, the world is too uncertain and expensive now
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 hours ago
How are there still not trams going along Bourke Street?
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 14 hours ago
busyish day today, unkaos proceeds
spent yesterday setting up my art work table for projects and my study desk for study
new xbox controller is coming today, hope to finish setting up phone
looking at some book keeping courses
have a doc visit for my arthritis ( the first of many visits for many niggling probs, nothing serious )
have to do a little vacuuming, mundane but has to be done
it’s friday so I have time to plan days , study in morning, then house, then art, then cooking/dinner , self care, hobbies on weekends
it’s all coming together 🙂
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
Die Antwoord have weird songs. I love it.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 hours ago
always suss about that duo since die antwoord is a far right newspaper
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
Piece of shit people though.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
Oh really. I don’t like that 😔
StudChud@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
Used to be a massive fan, hanging on for their next releases and everything.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
There’s an awesome documentary on them on one of the streaming services or you tube.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
Yeah I’m gonna find it and watch this weekend.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
PHM tickets have been obtained. They are selling super quick
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
I bought 5 lol.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
4 premiums
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
Same!!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
it’s going to be huge, people have been thirsting for a new real sci fi movie
🙂🙂🙂
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 18 hours ago
Whoa… Meat prices are off the hook. I haven’t eaten meat in so long I only look at it when making broth for the cat. I don’t have the energy right now to get to a butcher but really should.
spoiler
How the hell is a pack of hot dogs $10? A 500g tube of Coles brand sausage mince is the same as bougie premade rissoles. A blade roast that cost $5-10 when I was a teenager is now $25? And so is chuck steak. Premium prices for ribs. Considered beef hearts but they are quite lean and also I’m not sure about brothing organ meats for someone with bad kidneys. Unfortunately she’s allergic to chicken (which is the cheapest meat and offers things well suited like wings and necks). I was going to go for soup bones but she greatly prefers the meat broth.
I’ve chosen some $10 lamb shanks because they would stew well. Perhaps I’ll broth one and freeze the other for the next batch.
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 12 hours ago
Thinking of signing up to the IMAX membership? Worth it?
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
now just off to an appointment to see about my hands
bacon@aussie.zone 16 hours ago
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melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 minute ago
Well it’s still awkward and a bit fraught. Stupid needle caps coming off way more easily than the part you need to remove.
But I’ve given subcutaneous fluids a couple of times now, unassisted. Definitely need to get a sharps container with a removal port as that will be much easier and safer.