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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨mike_hunt@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    …I mean, this isn’t automatically bad advice. Kinda depends on the quantity and frequency of the alcohol vs calories. If you’re having a glass of wine at the end of an otherwise nutritionally well-executed day; vs going apeshit with candy, soda, chips, etc - but not drinking; the former is definitely the better of the two. Recognizing and leveraging those kinds of patterns are key t making some change a habit.

    Especially if you treat this as a stepping stone to develop some good habits while weening off of bad ones - for that to work you need to tolerate some degree of bad ones as you dial them closer and closer to zero.

    Perfect is the enemy of good

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  • Sarcasmo@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pattern: Death

      Try dying

      We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        The fat comes right off.

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  • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sowreee ofeesir, I’m on a diet

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.

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  • heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    lol. You should get rid of this app.

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  • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I’ve already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don’t keep it to the one drink.

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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yes. Ok. Let’s do that.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Alcohol makes me eat more

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  • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are they counting with the calories from the alcohol itself?

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    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey, if you eat nothing while bing drinking you can keep calories low :)

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Calories and thiamine both!

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Isn’t alcohol digested as sugar?

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    • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
      • Pure alcohol has 7 calories per
      • Sugar has 3 calories per gram
      • Carbs has 3 calories per gram
      • Fat has 9 calories per gram
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  • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Big brain. Huuuge brain. Big ol’ bulbous throbbing pulsating brain time.

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